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New site? Maybe some day. 
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i just had a wicked acid flashback... thanks alot now my dogs gonna be permanantly afraid of me. |
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oh shit im the new beelze |
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| oh shit im the new beelze |
thread win. |
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| oh shit im the new beelze |
thread win. |
hail satan. i have a crew cut. |
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dogs? this is bat country bro. |
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| oh shit im the new beelze |
thread win. |
hail satan. i have a crew cut. |
more like a mike beckwithesque "high and tight" but they fucked up the right side so it's like a sudden drop instead of a smooooooothe transition maaan |
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wierd i just watched Dogma last night. |
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it's your telepathic skills. |
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I have not tripped balls since 1993. Have not had a flashback in at least a decade. Bummer maaaan. |
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Ghost Dad was on yesterday too but i watched Romancing the Stone instead. Danny DeVito > Nigger Ghost |
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I thought I knew you Butro Krulz! |
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hahaha i'll get my cosby fix on demand. def been on an 80s/early 90s movies kick lately. just caught Twins the other day too. Encore is my new favorite station |
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You had an acid flashback? Thats crazy, Bobby..I mean Ross. |
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yea man it was pretty intense, i was just walking home from work, uphill of course, and everything just started pulsating and this crack in the sidewalk opened up and all these trolls started attacking me but then odins ravens came down and saved me and then odin himself appeared to me and granted me all his wisdom, but it was really just seth from axcx asking if i wanted some blow |
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Hay guys its nut kewl 2 maek fun of my on webs fourm! At lest taek th tim to pont oot me grammahar issu!@ |
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dint maek my brak out me regitarsed wapons!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fkk yu gyz! Haw can eye fokuss on my gtaarr lesin with Dave 2nyte? |
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Your rear defreenshall is broken. |
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I ar joust pised of! Me rear differenshall!
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| You had an acid flashback? Thats crazy, Bobby..I mean Ross. |
ya its a convenient way to play off acting like a weirdo haha |
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rear diffriential in front wheel drive car FTW |
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WHAT THE FKK-GRGS PLEYUN BASS!!!!!!!!!! WHTT THI FAWKKKKK! |
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This thread is ultimate lawlz. |
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| You had an acid flashback? Thats crazy, Bobby..I mean Ross. |
ya its a convenient way to play off acting like a weirdo haha |
i was actually referring more to the fact that im brain dead from drugs.
oh yea and bobby just told me a few minutes ago that he has to get his "rotor mechanism" in his passenger side door replaced because the window wont go up and down |
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TH RRUEMSS LAWKID!!! FIKKUNE KEYTHS DOIN KOEK WTH MY REHNNT MUNNI.
GEN KAWLD ME PANZER WENN WI WR SKRWN-WTTHIFAAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!!!!! |
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WTTHIFFFFFFFFFFF*burp*FFFFFFFFFFFUKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! |
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dint maek my brak out me regitarsed wapons!!!!!!!!!!!
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After hand legalization, there was a brief stint as a porn star
And this is what we found...
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im pissed off cuz keiths bitching about how i fucked his mother and slarcus hasnt payed rent in over 17 years and tony threatened me so i had to pull out my registration papers for my deadly-weapon-hands and slice his lips off with my dads samurai sword that he got from japan for being an actual samarai and then jenn made me dinner but there was an onion in my meat loaf because my 4th grandmother died |
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I love you man, you're my brother
WWWHHHTTTTTHIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?!? |
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Remember when Jens car door fell off? Ahahah |
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i just tried out for vital remains and they said i was too good, but jeff gruslin from godless rising called me and asked if i could play every instrument in his new band and i said i would but im too busy writing the new amon amarth and deicide records |
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FUKK YOO GEYES! THET WAZ THE AUNTIE-FAH TREYINGG TU ASSASA, UHSAZA,IZZAZZA, -TREYEING TO KYHILL ME! WWWHITTTHUFFFFFFFAAAAHHKKKKKKKKKK!!????!!!!! |
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Yo why you pissed??
10pm: "i gotta work at 8am"
11pm: "i gotta be at work at 6am"
12am: "i gotta be up at 4 am"
2am: "i have to be at work 5mins ago"
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me and drew got a NYHC song in the making
'yo bobby why you pissed?'
'i opened this morning'
'bobby why you pissed?'
'i hate to CLOSE LAST NIGHT!' |
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Drath is only into pre Jared era subway sandiwches. |
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FUK YIOO SUMMAUS HAVTOO WIRK 4 A LIVVVVVEN |
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| Drath is only into pre Jared era subway sandiwches. |
thread winner  |
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i hear the new witchtomb song that ben wrote is total old school quiznos worship |
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haha this is my favorite thread ever |
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yea rttp is quickly just becoming a forum for stupid jokes at ben and bobbys expense |
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FIVE BLOCKS TO THA SUBWAY! |
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im just pissed off cuz my eyes used to be blue, but then when i was in motorcycle repair school in florida i was working on a crankshaft difibrillator extension and the mutagen substrate got in my eyes and turned them brown, i was so pissed off i killed like three black people but the governor gave me diplomatic immunity cuz he hates niggers too haha, but anyway, i gotta go I WORK FOR A LIVING |
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i heard bobby showed zeus how to throw lightning bolts |
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Wat tol yus gays here me nu bend GOATHAMMER! Than wi shull cee woh b da bes!!@!111one!!! |
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i heard bobby wrote the 10 commandments |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*rips pants* SHADDDUP! |
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I almost can't process all of this. Jorb's a gud'un! |
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i heard bobby invented the wheel |
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i also heard bobby dug the panama canal... by himself |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*does all his coke in the womens bathroom without sharing*SHADDUP! |
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youre my brother, and i dont mean like, actual brother. i mean it like black people say it, and i think it has more meaning that way. |
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hahahahahaha bobby bald spot
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