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New site? Maybe some day. 
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http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/02/douchebags_of_the_week_steven.php
Kelsey, 20, was found guilty of the rape and murder of his 17-year-old sister after a New Year's celebration in the first hours of 2009.
An army soldier on leave from boot camp in South Carolina, Kelsey was staying with his mother and stepfather at their mobile home in Highland Township, Michigan. As the festivities wound down, Kelsey stabbed his sister Jesika in the neck with a kitchen knife. When he saw that she was in pain, he tried finishing the job by thrusting a knife directly into her right eye.
As Jesika bled to death in the home, Kelsey attempted to have sex with her. He was arrested later that day when a backpack containing bloody knives and his Army ID was found in a nearby dumpster.
Kelsey will spend the rest of his life in prison, with no possibility of parole.
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That sounds like quite the New Years party. He is a pussy for going for the skullfuck though. |
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Kelsey will spend the rest of his life in prison, with no possibility of parole.
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Life?! WHADDYA MEAN LIFE?! I AIN'T GOT A LIFE!!! |
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i hope his sister was hot. no sense in fucking a dead ugly bitch. |
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This is MORE twisted than most joke metal songs. |
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| That sounds like quite the New Years party. He is a pussy for going for the skullfuck though. |
The article doesn't say he went for the skullfuck, it just says he stabbed the girl's eye out and then attempted to have sex with her later.
Seems like this guy had one goal in life too...
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Kelsey will spend the rest of his life in prison, with no possibility of parole.
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Life?! WHADDYA MEAN LIFE?! I AIN'T GOT A LIFE!!! |
boy, your soul better belong to Jesus, mmmhmm, because your ass belongs to me! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Captive Honour ain't no honor. |
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| That sounds like quite the New Years party. He is a pussy for going for the skullfuck though. |
The article doesn't say he went for the skullfuck, it just says he stabbed the girl's eye out and then attempted to have sex with her later.
Seems like this guy had one goal in life too...
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I meant to say he was a pussy for NOT going for the skullfuck. Hey, if you're already there, why no go all in? |
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| That sounds like quite the New Years party. He is a pussy for going for the skullfuck though. |
The article doesn't say he went for the skullfuck, it just says he stabbed the girl's eye out and then attempted to have sex with her later.
Seems like this guy had one goal in life too...
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I meant to say he was a pussy for NOT going for the skullfuck. Hey, if you're already there, why not go all in? |
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| That sounds like quite the New Years party. He is a pussy for going for the skullfuck though. |
The article doesn't say he went for the skullfuck, it just says he stabbed the girl's eye out and then attempted to have sex with her later.
Seems like this guy had one goal in life too...
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LOL look at this picture. Tanks? Tanks weren't around back then. |
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This thread is now about tanks, stabbing tanks in the eye, and the raping of a dying tank that doesn't exist in the first place. |
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Bet you it was totally worth it |
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dude, you guys are stupid, tanks have been around since the ice age |
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Name a boy Kelsey and that shit will happen. |
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Dudes named Kelsey run the gamut of various success ranges.
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Thanks for the publicity, asshole. |
 
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