04/16 | Palmdale, CA | The Crossing
04/17 | Modesto, CA | Modesto Virtual
04/18 | Portland, OR | Hawthorne
04/19 | Seattle, WA | Chop Suey
04/20 | Boise, ID | The Venue
04/21 | Salt Lake City, UT | Kilby Count
04/23 | Denver, CO | Marquis
04/24 | Omaha, NE | Sokol
04/25 | Des Moines, IA | Vaudeville News
04/26 | Elgin, IL | Mad Maggie's
04/28 | Grand Rapids, MI | Mixtape
04/29 | Erie, PA | Forward Hall
04/30 | Syracuse, NY | Lost Horizons
05/01 | Providence, RI | Club Hell
05/02 | Holyoke, MA | Waterfront
05/03 | Albany, NY | Northern Lights
05/04 | Long Island, NY | Crazy Donkey
05/05 | Lemoyne, PA | Championship
05/06 | Pittsburgh, PA | Mr Smalls
05/07 | Louisville, KY | Uncle Peasants
05/08 | Nashville, TN | Rocketown
05/09 | Little Rock, AR | The Village
05/11 | Albuquerque, NM | Launch Pad
05/12 | Las Vegas, NV | Area 702
05/13 | Tempe, AZ | 23 West
05/14 | Anaheim, CA | Chain Reaction
05/15 | Anaheim, CA | Chain Reaction
05/16 | San Francisco, CA | Slim's

Holyoke Mass...the pit of Western Massachusetts

There will be more girls at one of these shows then the total number of women who have heard of black metal.

and just when I thought black metal couldn't get any gayer...

bennyhillifier

I'd rather dance around like a tough guy than wear makeup

bennyhillifier

By tough you meant gay right, cuz I'm pretty sure hardcore dancing is far from being tough...put some spikes on faggot

i agree about holyoke being a toilet. but who are you to think youre better? you live in fucking BELCHERTOWN.

i understand that none of these bands are VBER CVLT, but neither are you. so i think it is you that needs to be shutting the fuck up.


and i think youre just bitter because a hardcore kid probably kicked you in the face while 'faggot' hardcore dancing.


<3


ps: it was probably me

I have no horse in this race.

Set Your Goals is the world's greatest Blink 182 tribute band.

Belchertown is far from being a shitty town, you're fuckin' idiot. End your life.

Also, why does this faggot pop punk show have Suicidal Tendencies and Gorilla Biscuits shit on it?

Because that's exactly whats it is...faggot fucking shit

You're a faggot too. Go kill yourself you worthless nigger.

rich makes me lol.

PS none of these pop-punk are super fruity.

Why hardcore dance when you can listen to Marduk and play D&D?

bennyhillifier

I saw Set Your Goals open for the Gorilla Biscuits reunion a couple years ago and it was legit the most let's hold hands like a bunch of commie faggots woah woah bMTV pop punk dicksuckfest I've seen in forever.

Immortal and Emperor are fucking queer, go listen to Green Carnation while you're at it you fucking enemies of heterosexuality.

Hey Rich Horror you ugly fuck are you trying to get me pissed off or something...?

I will fuckin decapitate you

FIGHT ME YOU WONT

What are you going to do about it you faggot pussy? Come meet me up and fight or be known as a revolting cocksucker for the rest of your days. I hope your half nigger baby dies in the womb.

Why not? As long as I can take a steak knife and plunge it into one of your eye sockets.

OH NO...you're mad dude!

And since you're posting from your mom's house in fucking Belchertown aha the middle of nowhere and not a federal penitentiary I can only surmise you are a complete faggot nobody.

Dude you hang out with fuckin crack heads...do you think you're fuckin special?

They really don't sound like the whole early 00's pop-punk mtv thing but if it makes you happy. then sure.

And this is you pretending to like black metal, you softcore pussy.

I was 17.

Dude just fuckin go do something with your useless self you're almost 30 if you aren't already and you're just a complete and utter piece of shit

And btw you fuckin sucked so bad at that show...and I won so fuck you

You are still pretending, go post some more hipster black metal videos.

bennyhillifier

Hipster would denote that someone liked your band. Try again.

You were completely on the mark with posting complete poser and fake bullshit, however.

Errrmmmm...done listening to you faggot. Gonna go listen to poser shit.

I don't have your band's demo.

You don't want it it's for poser's and hipsters only...

Agreed.

Hah

Best thread. A+.

who are these bands on tour?

black metal is wicked gay.

Then you should appreciate it.

Who wants to start a black metal popcore band with me?

like woah.

bennyhillifier

yay. nazis. song is kinda singy songy. kinda reminds me of music from the movie nightmare before christmas.

bennyhillifier

bennyhillifier

so he tries again after his epic nightmare before christmas sounding like fail.........lets see how this goes.

I hear ghosts chanting or something. spooky. chamber music. scarey. organs. I'm sure this is true kvlt and all but seriously.....how the fuck is this music any good? wow the last 5 seconds of fadeout with the keys was neat.....till that homo ruined it with the retardo scream.

I don't like music that people consider good.

whoa one video at a time cowboy....

silencer has terrible vocals. i mean fucking terrible. sad cause the music isn't terrible.

Yeah a lot of people hate their vocals...

alright searching for next one

bennyhillifier
the intro is like a minute and a half

You just like being an elitist dickhole for no reason. Even trv kvlt bm dorks think you suck. and no one actually gives a shit what you like. It's 4:22 am and I can't sleep.

who's trv kvlt? lol

lots of this bm you post like basaat is all in 4/4. i think of 3's when i think of bm. from 5:30 till like 6:30 its cool. then goes right back into 4/4 blasts.

post something in 3/4 6/8 or all in triplets

aril?

bennyhillifier

did i mention black metal was gay? im going to bed now.

haha later dude

ugh

well at least this tour has set your goals and title fight.

I'm trv kvlt?

Yeah man according to the dude that hates bm

This thread is grand.

don't know any of these bands.

I'd like to steer the conversation back to half nigger babies dying in the womb, please.

Get out of my head!!!

I'd like to slice your juggular open and drink your blood as it gushes out of your neck like a firehose

I HATE BOWEL MOVEMENTS

That would get in the way of hearing Xasthur for the first time last week. Also it's been covered that you are a spineless pussy.

Fuck Xasthur and fuck you you ugly piece of faggot

You're the twelfth grimmest guy in your yuppie college town.

lulz

hahahahaha wooaaahhh scary

Spine of the Boat

Niche appeal. They get a thumbs up from all of those who enjoy Bethlehem, Deinonychus, early Burzum and the like.

sick battle of the bands picture, faggot

hahahahhahahahahahahahaha....faggot shit from a faggot that tried calling me a faggot....die FAGGOT!

sick life guy

ITT: "Faggot".

Better than yours I'd blow my brains out with that gun you're holding by now if I was you

I wonder if people who wear bullets as decorations have ever fired a real gun?

I wonder if you can actually post with a real name you shallow fuck

angry thread is angry.

This thread was bound to happen sooner or later.

what like "beelze"? how about "ouchdrummer" or "goatcatalyst"? i'm sure i can look those up in the phone book if i wanted to hunt them down and slap them with my bullet belt.

bennyhillifier

wait wait wait.. i wasn't part of any fight here. And for the record, my name is James Michael Fitzpatrick of South Boston. I love everyone.

Yea.. You had a craigslist ad about you

haha i wasn't talking bad about you guys. i was referring to pseudonyms people use here.

i know. i just like stating my full name, then proceeding to say that i love everyone. I do it hourly.

bennyhillifier

lol @ rich horror being an "ugly piece of faggot" and beelze giving everyone waaaaaay more ammunition than they need

I have infinite amounts of ammo, I am not scuuuured

also, lol @ me not realizing that ammunition was a pun in this circumstance

troll thread where everyone is logged in.

i like it.

black metal is still gay.

if by ammunition, you mean actual bullets. Then yes.

bennyhillifier

holy moley

black metal is gay, but naming your band "set your goals" is THE gayest gay gay thing that ever ejaculated into a gay males anus
im gonna start a band called "think positively about yourself and give others the respect they are entitled to as human beings"

our first albums gonna be called, "imagine a person who embodies all the qualities you respect in a human, and then strive to adopt those traits yourself."

i like it.

featuring the hit song " eschew negative influences in your life, strive for moderation in all things, and greet every day with a smile."

LMFAO

You've made my day Slar

oh ya, did anyone notice that this flyer is blatantly RACIST??? Kimbo wants a pepsi? So african american MMA champion Kimbo Slice is represented as a primate huh?? ok, how about i just name my up coming tour, "MLK jr. is craaaaazy for bananas"?

calling everyone fags isn't "infinite ammo"

dude stfu gtfo

hahaha

oh my my my

you must have a real weak sense of humor...oh wait ur asian

I pretty much only laugh at railroad construction.

cool me too

How DARE you!?

oh, and hardcore dancing is fun. I think that's why black metal kids don't like it. It's hard to be grim AND smile.

Dock that chink a days pay for nappin on the job.

I've created a monster

Faggot.

OMGWTFBBQ ROFLMFAO

Oh my god what the fuck barbeque?
well..... ok..

I just decided to finally contribute a "faggot" to this faggot thread, seeing as the word "faggot" had been tossed around quite liberally.

FASCIST!

Faggots got me good

Just chiming to say that I've never heard Silencer before, but when those vocals kicked in I actually LOL'd. It sounds like King Diamond pushed the LifeLine button after he fell behind the toilet.

I lold

exactly Jim.....exactly

He's fat leave him alone Jim

mmmmmbbq.

i'm in the mood for firefly's now. fuck you.

hahahaha keep trying buddy

what a jerk. He doesn't know, bitches love da big man.

Wtfbbq burn girl.
The begining of this thread has little information. The end has even less.

Faggot also

ITT: clueless terrible hardcore vs. cluelesser terrible bm

ego much

he plays in a good bm band.

good for him

yuh

bennyhillifier

You rang?

i guess it's time to review more black metal videos cause im fucking bored.

church of satan - satanic mass - many hails satan. dude speaks nonsense. this would make good elevator music. on a one way elevator to hell. siqqq bro.

ok guess this wasn't actually a bm video.

"How 'bout a good nigger work song?"

I prefer my internet racism to come from creditable sources. All y'all snow men!

http://www.brokenglassonline.com/wp-conten...r/1247497989_3_1_1_3_articleimg.jpg

wow, american me is all sorts of faggot now

now? can I join?

Hey, I'm just answering one Blazing Saddles quote with another.

bennyhillifier

band name in the form of an imperative sentence?
check.
song name a reference to pop culture recognizable to target age group?
check.
cliche'd riffs, pansy ass vocal harmonies, all around terrible music?
checkMATE.

i like chess.

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aww how cute

awww now I feel left out

sorry, the term "railroad humor" reminded me of Blazzing Saddles.

I thought Comeback Kid broke up? Hmm...

can i have the 15 minutes back that i jst took to read this shit

I will join Beelze's band if it's the last thing I do.

Set Your Goals plays some pretty rad party music. I like. Reminds me of NOFX meets Biohazard.

bennyhillifier