"My BALLS have been on your snare drum!"

Rich Horror - What the hell are friendsFeb 10

"do a ritual about it, faggot"

we're chirping very loudly right now

did he say that?

"Fuck brids"

the original: "GRAH!"

''Hello suicide hotline? It's me Rich again''

''Hello suicide hotline? It's me Rich again''

Classic...

"Look at my dick. LOOK AT IT!" Drunk and half naked in my car about 2 years ago.

What a great night of sex that was.

I've never bonered so hard in my life.

"And you just try and stp us from making out with Dissector. So young and firm. Mmmmmmmmm."

it's not even about you anyways, go knit a bong faggot

U MAD

Yeah, go send your newborn son to the store for some hummus you revolting anti-war cocksucker.

"Fight me, you wont" will always be my favorite for it's simplicity and the fact that there is really no come back for it.

*chirp chirp chirp CHIRPCHIRP chirp chirp.*

Translation:

"Why is this MOTHERFUCKER impersonating me?"

*chirp chirp chrip, chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp.*

Translation:

"Having said that, it was a valid post."


bennyhillifier

to my sister: "Ya brother's a big creep. I mean that in the nicest way"

That was better when whatsherface's comment was still there.

recently
"That picture of Jay with his cat would actually be less creepy if he was actualy raping it"

MICROFLEECE BLANKET IS GAY FOR MANIFEST DESTINY!!!!

What's the story behind Rich's "Do a ritual about it, faggot" quote?