so i'm in westboro again and it's all open over here.
Anyhow, a guy is hacking and has no concern for anyone around him, he will bump, fart, etc and not hold anything in. (he can be so gross sometimes).

anyhow so i stop my work because it's so loud and distracting and then i look up and i can see the back of his head but the other guy facing me ... looks at me and starts rubbing his belly and licking his lips making fun of the guy behind him hacking (as if the guy's hack is yummy) and then i start laughing and then he takes his gum out and pretends to hand it to the hacker..but the hacker is oblivious to this all...

any funny work stories to share on this monday?

yesterday we had out company picnic for Easter. they got a jumping castle and the adults were in it more than the kids. i was in there with my store manager, one of the girls that works in the back room and some other people and the damn thing deflated with us in it. i got stuck between the wall and the deflated floor. it was fucking hilarious! i got to see a side of people at work that i usually don't get to see.

i once paid a guy from a fake made up bill just so the dumb douche would stop calling me and talking to me for 3 hours at a time

I hate when people bump.

i got halfway to work and found out i had no job for the day. not really funny, but that's my work story for the day.

succubus said:

burp
lol
ps: he just farted

leave some gas X on his desk

i get gas so bad at work the girl down the hall from me sprays air freshener in the hallway

i work with a guy that shits himself on a regular basis. i came on the job once and in the morning i took a piss in the porta potty and saw a pair of bloody shitty under ware...weeks later i found out they were his. this guy farts all day and has no problem telling us that he "shit his pants again today".

nasty

That is strange. The kid who lives across the street from me often laughs so hard he pisses his pants. He always admits it too, never tries hiding it or anything. He laughs his ass off and then while he is still smiling he stands up and points to a giant wet spot on his shorts and says "You made me laugh so hard I pissed my pants!"

I used to think that was bad, but it has nothing on your shit story.

dyingmuse said:

Haha sounds like my band's drummer.

people who shit themselves on a regular basis need help. people that piss themselves usually just have bladder problem. either way, both should wear diapers.