Any connection to the US Hellfest?!

Walls of Jericho is on this one, too.

http://www.hellfest.fr/

Existed before the US one.

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Hellfest (Fr) 2010

My Dying Bride, Katatonia, Fear Factory, Crowbar, Nevermore, Candlemass, Fields of the Nephilim, Ulver, Godflesh, Negura Bunget, Secrets of the Moon, Doom.

That's just name a few.

Must.Attend.No.Excuse.

That fest is right up your alley, Mike.

Even though it's in France they had the good sense and common decency to pelt SLIPKNOT with garbage until they cut their set short a few years back.

my dying bride is worth the cost alone.

France. Home of hairy women and cowards who always need to be bailed out when they are invaded.

and Katatonia

if my dying bride came over here, i'd jizz my pants and shit my pants at the same time.

My Dying Fetus.

Yeah, dread, they were supposed to tour the U.S. in support of the last album, but unfortunately it fell through. I need to see them once before I kill myself.

playing their hit song "kill the whore, the cook, and the mother, and rape your dog."

We're having a sale on French Rifles, never fired and only dropped twice.

I saw MDB in London in '93.


Joking.

NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU DID.

NOICE.

I would spend an entire week in Afghanistan, penniless and unarmed, if it meant they'd play The Whore, The Cook, and the Mother (UNABRIDGED) and Der Uberlebende.

yeah, them too for sure. i'm more of an mdb fan though.