being pranked is so funny... because i play along with the pranker and in the end just make that person feel all weirded out and annoyed more so than they annoyed me. i am ineffable B-)
my wrong numbers can be sooo funny...i got a work related page and i called back and it was a southern black woman.."honey, you gots da wrong number"
hilarious
although my favorite has to be when a truck driver called me and it was a wrong number...then he heard my voicemail message and HAD to leave a message...it's 2 years old and STILL saved...aaron wanted to copy it..it's so awesome and actually someone at work asked to hear it today....people talk about it and once in a while they ask me to play it for them
mine:
1.) Tube Bar ("Come on down here, ya sonofabitch!")
2.) John Trubee / Freddy Reed ("What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?"
3.) Neil Hamburger ("I'll fuckin' kick your ass . . . then I'll kick your ass with my music!"
4.) Jerky Boys ("Yeah, huh? Should I bring my fuckin' tools?!"--although they could lose focus sometimes during a call)
5.) most telemarketers
some tool called me last night askin if i like boss 302's and how they go for and if i would be willing to sell my balls for one or something so i just started talking how i would castrate myself with my dead great grandmother's dentures and then try to toss my amputated phallus into the gas tank and they were like "... uhhhhhh..." and then hung up.
