Anyone know of anything really tasty around that area? All I usually can find is taco bell, mc donalds, and your usual diner chain.

What you doin in my neck of the woods?

There's a really good new Mexican place in Taunton

Gumbos on Route 6 is good.
AVOID Health Grille. Terrible.

no problemo in new bedford. best tacos and burritos ever.

pam, agreed on healthy grille. that place sucks.

riccardi's is a good place for pizza

i'm so fat

Kozy Nook in Westport(west on Rt 6)

I'm a picky eater, but definitely No Problemo is a hotspot around here.

No Problemo is good stuff.

...until you go down south ;)

I've never had worse food. Literally. And I don't know where they get off calling most of that menu healthy. Only offer white bread, salt on everything, fried stuff...wtf? Fail.

Yeah but here you won't get intestinal parasites.

Say that down there and you'll be called a god darn yankee piece o shit liberal cocksmoking maggot.

Well I do answer to that. Also pinko queer-loving city bitch.

You don't live in a city. You live in Fall River.

Also avoid Cafe Restaurant Algarve in New Bedford. Literally the worst food and worst service I've ever had.

I got lost in Fall River the other night. Worst city in Massachusetts. It moved above Worcester on my list.
The only thing good about Fall River are the bakeries.

The only good thing about Fall River is nothing. See also: New Bedford.

your arrested for not being Portuguese

yea man. Westport is about the only good thing happening down there.

That and the 6 6 6 benches at Umass Dartmouth that I used to sleep on

Welcome to my hell.

Yea, I looked up and there were 300 bridges above me, trash blowing in the wind, and streets with no sign or lines telling you what lane to be in.

Then there's that fucking intersection that's chaos. Whoever designed that city is no better than the people that live there

I know exactly where you were, I live 2 seconds away from there. It's a fucking deathtrap over there. I full expect to be killed whenever I go through there.

Well, what retard would patronize ANY place that includes the word "HEALTHY" or "HEALTH" in their name???!!!!

You got duped, don't be a bimbo. I love you too much.

Five Guys Burgers and Fries....you will not leave hungry, and the fries are pretty badass!! (in dartmouth)

^ I hear their veggie dogs are killer.

Max Dogs in New Bedford, quite literally right around the corner from me, is pretty cool.

Yer Dogg Mill in New Bedford gets a lot of good reviews, too. I've never been.

Yor Dogg Mil is the actual spelling, strange I know. Gary's Best is the accepted best place for hot dogs in NB, however.

Oh yeah, Gary's is the shit.

There's also a Spike's in Fall River, or at least there was a little over a year ago.

Yes. I dragged my fat pregnant ass there quite a few times.

I agree. I love Portuguese food, not everything on the menu but I can always count on finding something incredible to eat there. The music, on the other hand....

There's a fucking 5 guys in Dartmouth? I am there a.s.a.p.

antonio's in new bedford for portaguee food
savali's in fairhaven for thai
mermaid's in fairhaven is awesome for sea food, and is byob
me and ed's in new bedford

my dog mil loves that place.

Dartmouth has committed epic fail in the restaurant department since they got rid of Smokey Bones.

ixtapa in dartmouth is also pretty good for mexican, but much more expensive than no problemo.

Ixtapas been gone for a year.

I used to go there and drink the salsa

why is ixtapa gone? that place is great. as long as the woburn one down the street from me sticks around, i'll be ok.

not sure. When there about 6 months ago and it was boarded up. Got on my knees and gave it and old fashioned "noooooooooooooo!"

place in taunton is supposed to be way better though.

FUCK YEAH there's one in Westborough now and they're opening up one in Worcester. For such a simple burger they make among the best damn ones I've ever had, and I've eaten a cheeseburger nearly everywhere I've even gone to eat since I was 4.

aril, it's funny how you hate Worcester so much, I hate having to live in the city, but living here I don't find half bad. It could be because I've lived in the area all my life and know every part of it. I agree about Fall River. Shithole incarnate.

Top 10 Trashiest cities in MA:

fall river
new bedford
Holyoke
Brockton
Lowell
Lawrence
Haverhill
Worcester
Springfield

fuck it. Hoser is right. This state sucks. All urban areas are trash.

is that in order or just a random list?

i'd replace haverhill with lynn. haverhill is much nicer than that shithole.

Lynn and Salem

i have had hookers proposition me in brockton and springfield, and never ever in worcester where i spend 98% of my time.

Fall River is awful, but I don't mind NOT paying retarded amounts of money for an apartment at the moment. I love my apartment. Too bad I can't move it somewhere else.

It's kind of amusing watching all the low-lifes fight all summer though. I can sit in my window drinking and watching Portuguese Trash Theatre for hours.

Holy crap, I didn't check this thread since I posted it, I didn't think anyone was going to reply honestly haha. I'll have to check some of these places out. I went to some place in Dartmouth that claimed to have the "Sexiest Sandwiches" and it was horrible. And not sexy at all.

I did go to No Problemo though as well, which was fucking amazing! And so cheap!