9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there
has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short" What the hell?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

there are logical explanations to all of those instances.... but im just way too lazy to add to this "debacle".

never heard anyone say number 3, new and improved reffers to a new version of something improved from past models, there are different buses and destinations for each bus, lifes too short is just something to motivate you to do something with yourself. I find #6 funny, though.

i've read those before, but it
still made me giggle.