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returntothepit >> discuss >> After I drink coffee my pee smells like coffee by IllinoisEnemaBradness on Oct 2,2009 9:11am
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toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 2,2009 9:11am
this happen to anyone else? it's been this way for years. I use Folgers Black Silk, 6 tablespoons for a full pot, it's good and strong.

I LOVE COFFEE!!



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 2,2009 9:15am
IllinoisEnemaBradness said[orig][quote]
I LOVE COFFEE!!


Not very much apparently.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 2,2009 9:20am
Martins said[orig][quote]
IllinoisEnemaBradness said[orig][quote]
I LOVE COFFEE!!


Not very much apparently.


my taste buds and brain like it, I guess my digestive system could care less?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 2,2009 9:35am
It happens to me when I chugggggg!!! cofffeeeeeee!!!11



toggletoggle post by blue  at Oct 2,2009 9:39am
You and the rest of the world, sir.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Oct 2,2009 10:06am
Yes this happens. Also, sometimes my poop smells like a more foul version of the previous night's meal. True fact.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 2,2009 10:32am
whenever i eat Chinese food my farts smell exactly like Chinese food the next day.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 2,2009 10:36am edited Oct 2,2009 10:37am
i too suffer from this condition. support group?



toggletoggle post by brodown at Oct 2,2009 10:42am
I can usually tell what and how much I drank the night before by the stench of my bowel movements



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradNess at Oct 2,2009 10:45am
blue said[orig][quote]
You and the rest of the world, sir.


elegant as always Blue

I've mentioned the coffee pee to the guys at work and they say it must be an east coast thing, to which i rely "whateva dude"



toggletoggle post by blue  at Oct 2,2009 11:11am
Coffee pee is an east coast thing? Tell your co-workers that they are midwestern morons.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Oct 2,2009 11:13am
after I drink pee my pee smells like pee



toggletoggle post by BSV at Oct 2,2009 11:42am
yeah, I switched to Tea cuz coffee makes me feel fat and gassy plus the acid reflux was killing me.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 2,2009 12:06pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
whenever i eat Chinese food my farts smell exactly like Chinese food the next day.


Remember that time I made the cannabis tea and everyone's shit smelled like weed for the next 3 days?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 2,2009 12:12pm
hrmm i might try this when i get home



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 2,2009 12:14pm
I can't remember exactly how I did it. I believe we had a ton of clippings at the time so I used that with some butter, spices, and a little bit of rum to tie all the ingredients together. It wasn't anything spectacular but it was alright.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradNess at Oct 2,2009 12:16pm
blue said[orig][quote]
Coffee pee is an east coast thing? Tell your co-workers that they are midwestern morons.


they already know that, it'd be like telling Bill Duke he's black.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004886/



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 2,2009 12:17pm
Or telling Wesley Snipes that he's purple.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradNess at Oct 2,2009 12:18pm
LOL!! burple



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 2,2009 12:18pm
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Or telling Wesley Snipes that he's purple.


eggplant



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 2,2009 1:05pm
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
whenever i eat Chinese food my farts smell exactly like Chinese food the next day.


Remember that time I made the cannabis tea and everyone's shit smelled like weed for the next 3 days?


haha that tasted so gross and did nothing.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 2,2009 1:08pm
I didn't think it wasn't that gross actually...definitely did nothing though.



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Oct 2,2009 2:41pm
everyone should stop being a pussy and drink their coffee black



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Oct 2,2009 2:47pm
Wait, people don't drink coffee black? Oh, right you are Aril. I wouldn't trust people who don't.



toggletoggle post by LPCustom at Oct 2,2009 2:52pm
Black all the way.



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Oct 2,2009 2:52pm
black hot coffee is the way to go - you actually taste the coffee.



toggletoggle post by LPCustom at Oct 2,2009 3:10pm
Haha - truth. It is funny when people say they "love coffee" and they're always the ones that are getting the "York Peppermint Patty Latte with 6 creams and 3 sugars" or something and you're like no - you like dessert treats, not coffee.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 2,2009 3:15pm
i always used to say that to my old boss, that coffee was just a catalyst for cream and sugar.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 2,2009 3:24pm
ArilliusBM said[orig][quote]
black hot coffee is the way to go - you actually taste the coffee.


one sugar and a little cream



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Oct 2,2009 3:48pm
wow, you're pushing it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 2,2009 3:51pm
ArilliusBM said[orig][quote]
black hot coffee is the way to go - you actually taste the coffee.
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO TASTE THAT SHIT? I JUST WANT TO NOT FALL ASLEEP.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 2,2009 3:52pm
Coffee smells a million times better than it tastes... but I can't say I've had properly brewed coffee. Properly brewed coffee is supposed to not taste bitter.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 2,2009 3:53pm
In fact, the same chemical that makes coffee smell bitter can be found in your everyday feces.



toggletoggle post by MikeOfDecrepitude at Oct 2,2009 3:54pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO TASTE THAT SHIT? I JUST WANT TO NOT FALL ASLEEP.


Do coke then, fruit.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Oct 2,2009 4:03pm
3 sugars and french vanilla creamer



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Oct 2,2009 4:10pm
Are you guys kidding me?
Coffee has a nice roasted flavor. That's why I like it. Yea, it gives you a buzz, but why mask the roasted flavor with sugar and cream?

When I get ice coffee I use milk and sugar or sometimes cream and sugar only because that's more suitable for iced coffee.

Rev, just take noDoz or Excedrin if you don't want to fall asleep.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Oct 2,2009 5:05pm
I definitely don't like tasting my coffee all day long with aftertaste. A little cream and sugar please.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 2,2009 6:13pm
After I drink piss my breath smells like piss.

The human body is an enigma.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Oct 3,2009 9:08am edited Oct 3,2009 9:09am
HAHAHAHAHA!! Yeah, I too get the stinky coffee pee. My theory was that only happens to people who drink it black Like I do.



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