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'Machete': Weirdest Cast Ever?
It started as a joke, but one of the fake trailers from 2008's "Grindhouse" is becoming a real movie. Robert Rodriguez, the director of "Desperado," "Sin City" and the "Spy Kids" trilogy, has begun work on "Machete," which began as a preview that ran before his "Planet Terror" segment of the double-feature he made with Quentin Tarantino.
For the full-length movie, Rodriguez has assembled one of the most eclectic casts ever: Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Don Johnson and Lindsay Lohan. They will join the stars of the original trailer: Danny Trejo, Jeff Fahey and Cheech Marin.
In the movie, Machete (Trejo), a former Mexican Federales, is hired to assassinate a corrupt senator (De Niro). But then he is double-crossed and pursued by a government agent (Alba). Lohan plays a gun-wielding socialite who comes to Machete's aid, and Seagal plays a drug lord from his past. Filming has already begun in Austin, TX, and it will most likely hit theaters next year
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awesome...i laughed my ass off during the "preview", and rodriguez can make a damn good movie. |
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Awesome. I'm going tp petition Rodriguez to give a bit part however small to the immortal Reggie Bannister. |
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no way? REALLY? Yayyyyyyy!!! Can't wait!
"they just FUCKED with the wrong Mexican!"
hahahaha, i love it |
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can that kick any more ass? |
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fuck that film Weirwolf women of the SS! |
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Weirwolf women?
Were they Jewesses in their prior state?
I mean, it could make sense in this particular context, but that's really hyperextending my suspension of disbelief. |
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I hope Alba and Lohan scissor in it. |
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