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returntothepit >> discuss >> Anyone else psyched about the upcoming Hobbit movies? by aril on the commuter rail on Jul 20,2009 8:37am
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toggletoggle post by aril on the commuter rail at Jul 20,2009 8:37am
http://the-hobbit-movie.com/2009/06/05/bil...baggins-actor-close-to-being-named/

They're close to naming who is going to be Bilbo Baggins. I'm hoping it's someone good and not a tool like Shia Labeouf.

Although I was slightly disappointed with some of the stuff they left out in the LotR movies, I'm hoping the Hobbit movie(s)are along the same levels of intensity.

Some of the scenes are aimed at a younger audience..



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 20,2009 8:38am
I was until I found out who was directing it.



toggletoggle post by aril on the commuter rail at Jul 20,2009 8:39am
haha yes.

I'm hoping Peter Jackson keeps him in his place.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jul 20,2009 9:45am
i hope they're going to be good.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 20,2009 9:50am
I just want to see Smaug, the Dwarves, and the infamous troll scene.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Jul 20,2009 9:52am
MikeOv said[orig][quote]
I was until I found out who was directing it.


Isn't it Del Toro? Why is that a bad thing? He is awesome, minus the Hellboy shit.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 20,2009 9:53am
I'm with Mike. I think Pan's Labyrinth was just a TAD overrated.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Jul 20,2009 9:56am
I don't really care about things being "overrated." The movie was wicked cool and I really enjoyed it, whether or not other people kissed its ass a bunch is pretty irrelevant. Del Toro is an amazing special effects artist and he will create a visually stunning Middle Earth, I'm sure.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 20,2009 9:59am
Because I don't like the last few movies he's directed and I would have preferred someone else.

Pan's Labyrinth was completely overrated.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Jul 20,2009 10:01am
Even so, with Jackson's involvement and the source material being so amazing, I would be so surprised if the Hobbit film adaptations don't rule hard.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 20,2009 10:03am
Not even Jackson's adaptation of LoTR was that spectacular. Lothlorien was well depicted, I guess. I've accepted it for what it is though.

Just read Tolkien instead.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Jul 20,2009 10:06am
I have read all the Tolkien stuff, I love it. I hope they make a trilogy of movies from the Silmarillion next, that would be INSANE. I thought Jackson's film adaptations of LotR were amazing. I guess I am just easier to please.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 20,2009 10:06am
There's no way they can capture the pure essence of the book and every scene in its entirity. But I still like some of the stuff that came out of the LotR movies and I'm hoping the Hobbit movies don't disappoint.

About Pan's Labyrinth, I'm still bitter that it stole the award away from Apocalypto. I would watch it again because it was an enjoyable movie, but it didn't deserve the hype IMO.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 20,2009 10:07am
entirety*

Thanks for adding the 'edit' feature in text mode, Rev



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 20,2009 10:11am
I've seen haunted houses at Spooky World that have looked more ominous than Jackson's depiction of Minas Morgul.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 20,2009 10:16am
Minas Morgul's depiction SUCKED and was perhaps the worst depection in the whole movie. Most of the other ones I enjoyed and thought matched up perfectly with the book's description; Hobbiton being one of them.

But Minas Morgul... damn. Might as well just have used the Eiffel Tower.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 20,2009 10:38am
"Silmarillion" - that would be like making a movie based on the encyclopedia.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Jul 20,2009 10:40am
The first 100 pages or so are mostly origin of creation stuff.. so that might be hard to adapt, but there are definite plot-lines and stories throughout the book. It could be done. Might take more than 3 movies though.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 20,2009 10:42am
I'd like to see the Silmarillion as a TV/Film series like Band of Brothers. 10-15 long episodes. That'd be sick



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 20,2009 11:33am
needs moar tom bombadil



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 20,2009 11:34am
argh. can't believe they left him out of the movies.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 20,2009 11:37am
I'm still going to go see this and bake out beforehand in movie parking lot, listening to Summoning.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jul 20,2009 11:39am
Don't forget Beorn!

One of my favorite characters in the book and he totally BRINGS IT during the Battle of the Five Armies



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 20,2009 11:52am
tom bombadil was a really annoying character, but he should've been in the movies.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 20,2009 11:58am
He's like Tolkien's version of Pan, minus the sleaze.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 20,2009 11:59am
Mr. Bombadil could supposedly be one of the eldest beings in middle-earth. I remember reading that he could be the literary representation of god in LoTR



toggletoggle post by martinswork at Jul 20,2009 12:05pm
Hating on Pan's Labyrinth = fail. Wishing Apocalypto won the award =FAIL
Hobbit movie = win!



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 20,2009 12:06pm
^



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jul 20,2009 12:11pm
martinswork said[orig][quote]
Hating on Pan's Labyrinth = fail. Wishing Apocalypto won the award =FAIL
Hobbit movie = win!



Not even close, dude. Pan's Labyrinth was one of the most boring movies I've ever seen, despite being visually awesome. Apocalypto was such a monstrous movie in every way, it deserved more recognition.



toggletoggle post by martinswork at Jul 20,2009 12:37pm
Everyone can just say they didn't get Pan's Labyrinth, it's cool.

Coolest thing about it for me was watching it without subtitles and understanding nearly every word. Pan's Labyrinth is an experience, not a movie. Deal with it.



toggletoggle post by martinswork at Jul 20,2009 12:39pm
Also, how is my opinion "not even close, dude?"



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 20,2009 12:44pm
Hey, at least it's not Michael Bay.

Although it'd be interesting to see how he incorporates a "Slow-motion shot of someone in distress underneath a low-flying helicopter" shot in Middle Earth.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 20,2009 12:46pm
martinswork said[orig][quote]
Everyone can just say they didn't get Pan's Labyrinth, it's cool.
QUOTE]

lol.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 20,2009 12:50pm
If I want an experience, I'll watch Svankmajer's Faust. If I want a visual sedative, I'll watch Pan's Labyrinth.



toggletoggle post by martinswork at Jul 20,2009 12:53pm
Next you're going to say Harry Potter is bad!
*!ROLLS EYES!*



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 20,2009 12:58pm
Oh man. Don't stop while you're hot.



toggletoggle post by martinswork at Jul 20,2009 1:02pm
Maybe I'm biased. I was enchanted by Pan's Labyrinth the first time I saw it. I saw it like 10 times after that so that other people could see it too. I loved it. You're all entitled to your own opinions but you can't deny that the violence was BRUTAL.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 20,2009 1:04pm
Harry Potter = bad
Pan's Labyrinth = CGI wasn't even THAT good. look at the fucking bug in tbe beginning!



toggletoggle post by martinswork at Jul 20,2009 1:06pm
I agree with the CGI but whatever. And I was very very kidding about Harry Potter hahaha.



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jul 20,2009 2:06pm
Yeah, I'm not telling anyone they shouldn't watch Pan's Labyrinth. Personally, I just found it to be disappointing.



toggletoggle post by boine (NLI) at Jul 20,2009 2:16pm
should be a good movie how can they not fit all of the hobbit into 2 movies just hope they dont add there own made up scenes like the did in the lord of the rings and did anyone check out tolkiens The Legend of Sigurd & Gudrun



toggletoggle post by slymo  at Jul 20,2009 4:31pm
i hope aaliyah plays bilbo, striking resemblance.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 20,2009 4:32pm
The Legend of Sigurd & Gudrun? never checked that out



toggletoggle post by notorious_D.U.G. at Jul 20,2009 4:37pm
Great. That means the At The Mountains Of Madness movie will never get made in this lifetime. Damn you Del Toro!



toggletoggle post by darkwornli at Jul 20,2009 4:39pm
the hobbit book is filled with more childish anecdotes than the lord of the rings series, so the movie is probably going to appeal more to kids. but as long as it doesn't feel like harry potter i'll still end up seeing it eventually.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 20,2009 4:42pm
i'm hoping they cut make the "childish" scenes a little more mature or cut them out altogether. If they want to stay true to the feel of the book, then they'll keep it as more childish. but by doing so the movies would be strange in comparison to the lotr movies



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jul 20,2009 4:52pm
notorious_D.U.G. said[orig][quote]
Great. That means the At The Mountains Of Madness movie will never get made in this lifetime. Damn you Del Toro!
HP Lovecraft had a cat named Nigger-man when he was a kid.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 21,2009 7:42am
Pan's Labyrinth was amazing, i strongly doubt that Del Toro is going to muck this up.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 16,2011 8:53am
Apparently they're still having open casting calls for extras in the Hobbit movie.
Sadly, you've got to be really short or really tall. For tall people, they're only accepting people 6'8 and above. FUCK just a few inches short!



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Aug 16,2011 9:03am
darkwornli said[orig][quote]
the hobbit book is filled with more childish anecdotes than the lord of the rings series, so the movie is probably going to appeal more to kids. but as long as it doesn't feel like harry potter i'll still end up seeing it eventually.


yeah, was just going to post this, but glad to know i've not wavered in my attitude toward the hobbut over these years.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Aug 16,2011 10:31am
im short...are they cool with longhair'd, tattoo'd hobbits?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 16,2011 10:32am
You're too tall. Check it out on imdb. There's a link in the FAQ.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Aug 16,2011 11:05am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
You're too tall.


i suppose there's a first time for everything!



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Aug 16,2011 5:22pm edited Aug 16,2011 5:23pm
hobbit is probably my favorite tale by tolkien. this movie is bound to be good with guest appearances from smaug, the goblins, the orcs, the spiders and of course smeagol in his natural habitat.



toggletoggle post by ridahsofdizoom at Aug 16,2011 10:34pm
Ron Perlman as Beorn? I'm in



toggletoggle post by ridahsofdizick at Aug 16,2011 10:38pm
supporting hollywood is the same as supporting our fascist american government, im gonna buy a bootleg of this from the guy who shot death blow



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 21,2011 12:12am



toggletoggle post by frankovhell at Dec 21,2011 3:16am
Looks awesome. Baggins what is a bagginsis?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 21,2011 4:47am
stupid, fat hobbitses



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 21,2011 4:48am



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 21,2011 4:49am
I used to take hobbits to Isengard, but then I took an orc arrow in the knee.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 22,2011 7:31am
hahahahaha holy shit that video is awesome. i have an idea for a video just like that. a beat with "how many languages do you speak?" spoken by EV-9D9.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 22,2011 8:46am
Pan's Labyrinth was amazing, I hate you all.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 22,2011 8:52am
Pam's Labyrinth was enjoyable (I've seen it a few more times since this thread) but I still think it was overhyped and that Apocalyto should have won that award.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 22,2011 10:02am
pam said[orig][quote]
Pan's Labyrinth was amazing, I hate you all.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 22,2011 10:10am
Pam's Labyrinth was underwhelming and overhyped. Apocalypto should have won an award for best use of a stuffed animal in a gory action sequence, referring to the panther scene. Fucking ridiculous.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 22,2011 10:22am edited Dec 22,2011 10:30am
both great movies though.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 22,2011 10:24am
Apocalypto had incredible costumes and dress. They went to extra lengths with that.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 22,2011 10:27am
Watch that panther scene again. Your opinion will change.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Dec 22,2011 10:30am
the trailer is kinda gay but of course I'm psyched.

I remember my sister and I went to see FotR on christmas when it first came out and we were both in tears. We grew up reading these books...

I have a copy of the 2 towers from fucking 7th grade where at the end of each chapter, i wrote IN THE BOOK in pen a quick little synopsis of what took place in the chapter because I had to do a report on it when I was done.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Dec 22,2011 10:30am
Brool Gorey Fo



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 22,2011 10:31am
I have. I know what you're talking about. And because it's in Latin America, it's a black jaguar. I am dissapoint.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 22,2011 10:32am
Apocalypto? that movie was cool but far from amazing. Pan's Labyrinth is far superior.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 22,2011 10:39am
Overhyped.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Dec 22,2011 10:39am
Lans Pabrynth



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 22,2011 10:41am
Sans PBRynth



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 22,2011 10:43am
All Overhyped.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 22,2011 10:55am
the term "over-hyped" is over hyped.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 22,2011 10:56am
STOP BEING A HYPSTER



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 22,2011 10:58am
it's a black jaguar.


Racist against cats.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jan 16,2012 10:06pm

bennyhillifier

Sorry, couldn't resist








toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 17,2012 7:19am
hahahahaha that was awesome



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Jan 17,2012 7:49am edited Jan 17,2012 11:36am
i guess im way behind here but answer me this..

I know there are 2 movies...is the book being split into two parts or is one of them a prequel to the hobbit? I've heard mixed things.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 17,2012 8:09am
There's a 3rd dwarven porn movie.



toggletoggle post by Gort at Jan 17,2012 9:01am
I never got offered a role in this movie. Been sitting in this bar in Guardiana for years, waiting for more action.



toggletoggle post by Pelle at Jan 17,2012 9:03am
Gort! Runefaust may be destroyed, Darksol is back!



toggletoggle post by Gort at Jan 17,2012 9:07am
WHERE'S MY AXE! Don't tell me that idiot archer Hans stole it again!



toggletoggle post by Zylo at Jan 17,2012 9:07am
.......



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Jan 17,2012 9:52am
NO ONE KNOWS THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 17,2012 9:59am
Last I read they're going to have brief cameos of all the Lotr characters in the beginning of the movie.
I think a good 20,30 minutes of the first movie will be a "transitional" part for all the neo fagz that never read the books. They're going to tie together.
I'm pretty sure from there on out it's going to be 2 movies, splitting up the book.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 17,2012 10:00am
Split into two. They can't do the Necromancer / Dol Goldur stuff 'cause they don't actually have the rights to it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 17,2012 10:10am
A Knife in the Dark or GTFO



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 17,2012 10:11am
Pretty pumped, though.
the fantasy genre has been lackluster for a while.
Fuck Harry Potter and Narnia.



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Only SPACECORPSES DICK IS WORTH WAITING FOR AND WATCHING AS I CUM. I CHARGE 300 DOLLARS THOUGH SO YOU FUCKS MAY NOT BE ABLE TO CUM SEE ME SHOOT ONE ALL OVER ALL YOUR MOTHERS.



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