Saint to Sinner is playing the New Wave Cafe on Sept. 26 2009, provided that Rich Bova's guitar tone doesn't kill his bandmates by then.

We should all go chanting Rich Bova facts and holding up "Bova" signs and what not.

Brilliance.

Just all rush the stage with pens and papers asking for autographs after the show

Expect the New Wave to sell out its first show ever.

In the frenzy I will pull out his braids.

Don't do that! They're the source of his shredding skills! Kind of like how Lemmy's moles are the entry into an entirely new universe.

Lemmy's mole is actually just a neutron star. Bova's braids are made from the dark matter that was leftover from the Lemmy superbova.

I don't know if this show's happening, Rich Bova has a $400,000 guarantee and New Wave management has expressed doubts about being able to pay him.

Yes. Let us not upset the delicate balance of the cosmos.

He also accepts payment in false admiration.

how about this:

attn: rev,
Please play Saint To Sinner or any of Bova-fied projects on your show monday.

It's not truly bonafide until it's been Bova-fied.

Bova Fett?

HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE RICHS GUITAR PLAYING IS BETTER THEN YOUR SHIT BAND

OMG YOU ARE RIGHT I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING RICH BOVA IS A WAY BETTER MUSICIAN THAN EVERYONE HOW COULD I HAVE THOUGHT THAT

MY USE OF CAPITALIZATION WILL OBSCURE MY LACK OF A POINT

I'm serious about this, btw. There's no way we can deny the hilarity that would ensue.

RICH KNOWS ABOUT THIS THREAD SO FUCK OFF YOUR BAND SUCKS SHIT FUCK YOU!!!

The religion of ass. Their philosophy? Dick is most certainly bro.

Rich Bova is better than I am by default.

In Soviet Russia, dick bro's you!

Or is it the other way around?

in dick bro, soviet russia is you? the other way is better.

In Saint to Sinner, Bros dick you!

does he try this hard to look like razor ramon?

I'm so there.

That makes 3 people. We need at least 20 so we can set an attendance record at the New Wave.

DING DING DING

if besr friend solitude were opening, i would go. otherwise no thanks.

Well make it 4, Im always fucken down for makeing an obscean fucken scean. Fuck BoVa... Yeah I said it... :O.... And yes i am as seriouse as a heart attack for making this happen

im dead serious about bova.

Rich Bova does not try to look like Razor Ramon. Razor Ramon tries to look like Rich Bova. The machismo he oozes is actually Bova's sperm dripping from his pores.