ITT: Things you've said in line at 7-11.

*looking at the taquitos* "i wonder how many of those i can down"

Oh I get it I'm a champion and no one else is. Totally ok.

*said to friend purchasing a Slurpee at the Harvard Street 7-11*

"Make sure you have cash, the trife-ass Vietcong has some faggot 7 dollar minimum for debit"


Conversation with cashier at the 7-11 on Route 28 in Reading
*cashier listening to ICP on stereo behind the counter, finishes ringing me up and...*

Cashier: d00d, ICP is fuckin' sicc
Me: ...with AIDS.

first time i every bought beer illegally was at a 7 11.

"Why don't you buy your thousands of scratch tickets somewhere else you white trash inbred fuck! HURRY UP!"

none of those are in spanish.so none of them happened.

I love the one's who scratch them at the counter. This has caused me to weigh out the pros and cons of murder more than once.

I used to work at a liquor store, so I had plenty of experience with these people........so goddamn annoying

but I don't know who is more annoying, those people who stand there and scratch at the counter for 20 minutes, or the ones who come in, buy a few tickets, go to their car to scratch them, then repeatedly come back in to buy more, making like 10-15 round trips....both are pretty sad if ya ask me

none of those are in spanish.so none of them happened.

screw you double posting homophone.

Mine was directed at a latino, ironically. Oh wait not ironic at all because it was in 7-11.

Also I've met mose of you homos and can say with a fair amount of certainty that you didn't say shit.

"Kiss my asphalt."

BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I FUCKED A MERMAID

I do like the "pantywaist" comment -- I think I will steal that.

chump, is clearly the best insult

i always go with "captain".

"I will fight you for that last microwave burrito."

Waiting behind some old bag playing thirty scratch tickets at the Laurel, MD 7-11

"If she doesn't hurry up I'm gonna shank her Ray Lewis style."

this was actually something being said TO me whilst in line @ 7-11:
"you're buying condoms and cadbury eggs at 2 in the morning??!!"

At the 7-11 that was near my old apartment I would shit talk the owner's shitty Korean soap operas with the latino attendant. I then noticed he lived across the street from my girlfriend and was concerned. Can I have today's racist cookie?

"hassam, just front my boy a pack of smokes till tomorrow. we'll suck your dicks off"

-me to cashier at 7/11 in whitman