post by Chuck Schuldiner‘s Rectum at Apr 21,2009 10:28am
Although they're a curse of the industry, roids can blight your sex life. No more will a man see a winking hole, but a rocky road filled with S&M style blood-squirting screams!
What's your favorite cure?
1 cup motor oil straight from the crank case
3 tbsp hydrochloric acid
1 ground onion
I had hemorrhoids once. Went down to Rite Aid and they were all out of Preparation H. I started tearing down displays, and screaming at people. Roid Rage is a terrible thing.
