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Looks like a man. The Supra kicks ass though. |
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People on the internet are fucking assholes. Like you're all so attractive you fat, slovenly, acne-covered, shitheaded geeks.. I'm tired of seeing mean shit like this, it's not funny |
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the internet is all assholes. plus, I like hobbitses, my precious. |
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I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. |
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| I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. |
Do you get sex toys stuck in your ass and then humiliated at hospitals by sadistic nurses? |
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| I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. |
so is it safe to assume that you hooked up with both of those broads? |
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| I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. |
Do you get sex toys stuck in your ass and then humiliated at hospitals by sadistic nurses? |
No, but I'll try it next time I have to go to the hospital, sounds fun |
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| I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. |
Do you get sex toys stuck in your ass and then humiliated at hospitals by sadistic nurses? |
No, but I'll try it next time I have to go to the hospital, sounds fun |
You'll get opiates too! |
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| I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. |
so is it safe to assume that you hooked up with both of those broads? |
It's safe to assume that I don't like judgmental assholes who are probably 50 lbs overweight and look like absolute shit yet spend their time making animated gifs mocking people who don't fit the stereotypes of beauty that have been brainwashed into their heads from a constant media/advertising barrage. |
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are you serious |
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I've said what I wanna say.. I'm not attracted to that person but that doesn't change my views on shit like this and the type of arrogant, judgemental, cruel culture that internet communication creates |
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oh so you just have sand in your vagina? |
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Eat a dick chodes! I'm out, I have real shit to do. |
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I think I see a Marine sticker in the back window.
Musta met that androgynous piece serving our fine country. |
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I'm doing real shit, I'm getting paid to forums it up. |
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by real shit he means plow harry potter on that too fast, too furious supra. |
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yeah, i post to pass time while i do real shit. hmmm |
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| by real shit he means plow harry potter on that too fast, too furious supra. |
rofl |
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| I've said what I wanna say.. I'm not attracted to that person but that doesn't change my views on shit like this and the type of arrogant, judgemental, cruel culture that internet communication creates |
if it makes you feel any better i think most of these people are just as cruel and judgement in real life ...not just the internetz |
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IRL i'm probably the biggest douche you could ever meet. |
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| I'm sorry. I'm an angry, misanthropic person and I should stay away from the internet. |
Do you get sex toys stuck in your ass and then humiliated at hospitals by sadistic nurses? |
NO JARS
http://1man1jar.com/ |
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At the very least, this girl is an improvement from the last "girl modeling with car" thread that surfaced on the web. |
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| At the very least, this girl is an improvement from the last "girl modeling with car" thread that surfaced on the web. |
RACITS!!1!
This ugly girl is 75% more white than the other one. |
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| the internet is all assholes. plus, I like hobbitses, my precious. |
this totally flew under my radar, but yes. This gal (?) is Gollum.
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are you serious |
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Yeah this is like 90s Jenny McCarthy compared to that other one. (SINGLED OUTFAP, YO) |
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| At the very least, this girl is an improvement from the last "girl modeling with car" thread that surfaced on the web. |
RACITS!!1!
This ugly girl is 75% more white than the other one. |
I'll take the white girl without caved in eyeballs and a hideous smile any day, thanks. |
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I've definitely slept with much uglier. And ya'll would too. |
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If you're buying the whisky, sure. |
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oh you know you get drunk often enough that this could happen, shit, coulda happened to me sober. I like sex. Practice makes perfect. |
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PROTIP: Search unpaid bills laying around for your new friend's name. Breakfast will be infinitesimally less awkward for it. (Also dispose of condom floating in cat's water bowl 'cause you're a gentleman.) |
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DYA: sounds like we took the same class. |
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That girl isn't bad looking. I agree with Anthony that she's a finer piece than most internet denizens could possibly ever pull. Then again, if the owner of that car and girl wasn't taking mediocre quality photographs of his mediocre attractive girlfriend sprawled against his mediocre car and acting like both of those things are hot shit, then nobody would be making fun of him. |
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| That girl isn't bad looking. I agree with Anthony that she's a finer piece than most internet denizens could possibly ever pull. Then again, if the owner of that car and girl wasn't taking mediocre quality photographs of his mediocre attractive girlfriend sprawled against his mediocre car and acting like both of those things are hot shit, then nobody would be making fun of him. |
Q'd for the T. |
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Dude, no way, that car rocks. |
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if that was the best I could pull I would probably just accept dying a virgin and play N64 all day. |
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| if that was the best I could pull I would probably just accept dying a virgin and play N64 all day. |
Post a picture of a girl you've had sex with. |
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Princess Peach doesn't count. |
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| (Also dispose of condom floating in cat's water bowl 'cause you're a gentleman.) |
awesome! |
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| if that was the best I could pull I would probably just accept dying a virgin and play N64 all day. |
Post a picture of a girl you've had sex with. |
welp...this is my current galpal.
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DATESTAMP AND "'sup, /r/" OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN |
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that is one of the creepiest things i've ever seen. |
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That bitch's forehead is big enough to land a 747 on. Also she has jowls like a bulldog and fat, flabby, hairy, sausage arms. Her eyes are so far apart you could drive a car between them, her tits hang down to her bellybutton, and she drinks shitty cheap beer. Also it looks like she couldn't decide whether to wear pants or shorts so she just wore pants with one leg on them.
Hey, you're right, it is fun to make fun of dude's girlfriends on the internet. |
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That bitch's forehead is big enough to land a 747 on. Also she has jowls like a bulldog and fat, flabby, hairy, sausage arms. Her eyes are so far apart you could drive a car between them, her tits hang down to her bellybutton, and she drinks shitty cheap beer. Also it looks like she couldn't decide whether to wear pants or shorts so she just wore pants with one leg on them.
Hey, you're right, it is fun to make fun of dude's girlfriends on the internet. |
then my work here is done |
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That bitch's forehead is big enough to land a 747 on. Also she has jowls like a bulldog and fat, flabby, hairy, sausage arms. Her eyes are so far apart you could drive a car between them, her tits hang down to her bellybutton, and she drinks shitty cheap beer. Also it looks like she couldn't decide whether to wear pants or shorts so she just wore pants with one leg on them.
Hey, you're right, it is fun to make fun of dude's girlfriends on the internet. |
then my work here is done |
good for you, that means you have time to have sex with your ugly girlfriend. |
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In some shots, it kind of looks like if Tom C. had a sex change. |
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GOOD WORK BRIAN.
But I second Brian's sentiment, if that was the best I could pull, I'd accept death. |
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Are these pics work safe? |
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yes. from what I see.
and why bdc didn't post a picture of murph, I will never know. |
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IF I COULD TUUUUURN BACK TIIIIME |
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NICE A/C!!!!!!!!!!!! YESH |
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I just looked at the pics in the original post for the first time.....does that thing have a penis?
I mean, I am no looker....and I'm no ladies' man by any stretch of the imagination....but she (?) has the upper body of a high school linebacker |
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I see a JEW nose...I'm out. Hang the bitch. |
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| if that was the best I could pull I would probably just accept dying a virgin and play N64 all day. |
Post a picture of a girl you've had sex with. |
welp...this is my current galpal.
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oooooooooh, mr. scheffield! |
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dftg is a total wimp. a friend of mine left a party with his "so called" girlfriend, she just ditched him cause he was a complete fucking queer.
all he had the balls to do about it was beat up my friends fridge with a mag-light before being told to leave the party.
then to top it off he even brings the girls cellphone/purse to my bros house the next morning after he banged her all night.
dftg, you're a total pussy.
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dftg is a total wimp. a friend of mine left a party with his "so called" girlfriend, she just ditched him cause he was a complete fucking queer.
all he had the balls to do about it was beat up my friends fridge with a mag-light before being told to leave the party.
then to top it off he even brings the girls cellphone/purse to my bros house the next morning after he banged her all night.
dftg, you're a total pussy.
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Dude, Fucked the Girlfiend. |
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"Murph," he said, "post a picture of your girlfriend," he asked with absolutely not foreknowledge of what hilarity might ensue afterward. |
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That bitch's forehead is big enough to land a 747 on. Also she has jowls like a bulldog and fat, flabby, hairy, sausage arms. Her eyes are so far apart you could drive a car between them, her tits hang down to her bellybutton, and she drinks shitty cheap beer. Also it looks like she couldn't decide whether to wear pants or shorts so she just wore pants with one leg on them.
Hey, you're right, it is fun to make fun of dude's girlfriends on the internet. |
For that fat pile, this girl is a goddess.
You should see him!! |
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dftg is a total wimp. a friend of mine left a party with his "so called" girlfriend, she just ditched him cause he was a complete fucking queer.
all he had the balls to do about it was beat up my friends fridge with a mag-light before being told to leave the party.
then to top it off he even brings the girls cellphone/purse to my bros house the next morning after he banged her all night.
dftg, you're a total pussy.
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says the person who won't divulge their identity |
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Wargooooooooooooooooooo !!!!! |
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dftg is a total wimp. a friend of mine left a party with his "so called" girlfriend, she just ditched him cause he was a complete fucking queer.
all he had the balls to do about it was beat up my friends fridge with a mag-light before being told to leave the party.
then to top it off he even brings the girls cellphone/purse to my bros house the next morning after he banged her all night.
dftg, you're a total pussy.
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says the person who won't divulge their identity |
Exactly, if Dave's such a pussy, why did you post anonymously?
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| if that was the best I could pull I would probably just accept dying a virgin and play N64 all day. |
Post a picture of a girl you've had sex with. |
welp...this is my current galpal.
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oooooooooh, mr. scheffield! |
Why are you dating a beer can? |
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I'm gonna drink your date Bee-Rye |
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omg I'm terrible but i JUST HAD TO
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she looks like a cross between Harry Potter, Jamie Presley, and Salacious Crumb. |
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I would've bet 20 bucks I was gonna come in here and see a Star Wars reference, Yeti. Thanks for making me 20 hypothetical dollars. (AND ANSWER YOUR TEXTZ GRAMPA) |
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MMMMMMMM PUT A BROWN BAG ON HER HEAD YOU MUST MMMMMMMMMM
better? |
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teenage mutant flanders albums? |
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fight the CD or you're a pussy |
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i dunno dude. it sounds promising. i'll let it flower and if it sucks then i'll fight it. |
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Fight Dave. You won't. (Anono)Pussy. |
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dftg is a total wimp.
dftg, you're a total pussy.
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now granted, i am not a big fan of dftg after he whined like a little girl about my opinions on some of the mediocre bands scheduled for NEDF.
that being said, i find it funny that you call him a pussy without having the balls to attach a name.
why don't ya step out of the glass house before ya chuck another rock at him?
sissy |
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to play Medusa in the classic Greek Drama without any makeup |
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thanks for making me spit orange juice all over the desk, brian. |
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Dammit - that's way funnier than my WWF joke. |
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ya ya i'm a big pussy cause I didn't put my name up here. i enjoy the fact i can post without telling you all who i am and talk shit. it's more fun cause you don't have shit on me, and you never will.
who fucking cares really? there's very few people here who know me personally in the first place.
even if i did say who i was you're all a bunch of wimps who wouldn't do anything about it.
"fight me or your a pussy" is about all that would happen.
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TROLL ON THE INTERWEBS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
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ya ya i'm a big pussy cause I didn't put my name up here. i enjoy the fact i can post without telling you all who i am and talk shit. it's more fun cause you don't have shit on me, and you never will.
who fucking cares really? there's very few people here who know me personally in the first place.
even if i did say who i was you're all a bunch of wimps who wouldn't do anything about it.
"fight me or your a pussy" is about all that would happen.
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all i'm saying is calling someone else a pussy while staying annonymous is both hypocritical and fucking funny.
you smoke pole |
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pole smoking?!? what a perfectly good idea. nothing shows class like a stache full of sperms. |
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Smoked Pole? Is that like smoked Salmonowicz? |
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| pole smoking?!? what a perfectly good idea. nothing shows class like a stache full of sperms. |
haha
indeed sir, indeed |
 
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