Go!

see if you can fap and drive at the same time. it's always fun.

it helps if your driving in a van

I already took care of that this morning. Plus I don't have access to pornography.

HEY THAT'S FUNNY I'M DRIVING TOO! HEY MIKE! HEY! HEEEEYYYYY!

Someone talk sexy to me. We'll make this happen.

HIIIIIII MARK!!!!!!

HI MIKE! HHHIIIIIII!

What are you wearing?

i hope you guys crash into eachother

Hot. I'm wearing a g-string and an I'veBeenShot shirt. NOTHING else.

I'm wearing nothing buy a belt buckle.

SHAVE YOUR PUBES AND SHOVE A HANDFUL OF CROTCHFUR INTO MY DIRTY MOUTH, CAP'N.

you sir are a danger to everyone around you.. i would like to view your diaper-o-hair around your nether regions though.

A danger to everyone around me? I've been going less than 5mph for over 45 minutes.

This is the perfect time for sexyness talkings.

Jim, touch my e-spot.

Mr. Disco, it has come to my attention:


I HAVE A BONER.

Rub it against mt teeth.

i've heard toothy blowjobs are nice. I wouldn't know.

I'm not talking about the ends of my teeth. I mean the front. Like I'm brushin' em.

Martins only gets boners to women in FF12. FACT

Like the main character?

I know nothing about the characters to be quite honest.

My girlfriend has been playing that non-stop since she got mono. She wants to fuck that rabbit girl. This cancels out her nerdiness so I can't say anything.

he's a guy who looks like a girl!

It's a good game. QUIT HATING ON ME. SORRY I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY YOUR OLD HIPPY TRIPPY GAMES. I LIKE NEW AND FLASHY.
NEW
AND
FLASHY

New and flashy? Isn't that game on PS2?

NEW AND FLASHY 2

i'm there, bring me to bromax... this is so bromantic, i think i'd like a brojob next.. although i will not be using a brophylactic. If we keep up the brommunication our broffessor tought us with the Brogorithm, than...wow.... And if we can't, we'll be like Brobi Wan Kenobi, turn into women, have invitbro fertilization, and then contend with Bro v. Wade.

I'm cumming.

Nice...

i mean, nice... Bro.

mmmmmm

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

Happy now?

Yes.

Sometimes when I fart spiders fall out my ass

hahahahaha. Best visual ever.

They need to invent cars with roadhead devices. They already do everything else.