it really does sound like a sticky situation.

ICECREAM!

pistachio ice cream was one of the strangest/best ideas ever!

i'm picking my nose and it's bleeding all over the place at work. that's a sticky situ

my nose has been scabby and bloody for a couple weeks. my poor snooker holes. :(

try sniffing coke

actually, this kit is amazing

make sure you plug the sink and you can actually see all the shit that comes out.
you can get it at cvs

"This quote of a famous South Park line courtesy of a syrup-spilling accident in suburban Colorado"

i have the same fucking problem. as soon as it turns cold the inside of my nose dries out and cracks and doesn't heal until its humid. i walk a lot as a mode of transportation so that doesn't help.

i'm telling you. use that neilmed sinus rinse shit. keeps the shnouze nice and moist like a witch's twat.