http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/12/23/georg...ical-say-goodbye-to-your-childhood/

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jon voight's ballsack

wow, seriously lucas needs to be shot

........wow.

guys just DON'T PAY ATTENTION

don't throw money his way, best way to respond

I wish some sick symphony would tour doing the star wars soundtrack live at like the Wang or something. That would be rad.

This is by far the worst idea ever...period.

Ape: Help, the human's about to escape.
Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape.
Ape: [gasping] He can talk!

Apes: [in unison, rythmed] He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk

Troy: [singing] I can siiiiiing!

[funky beat of "Rock Me Amadeus" starts playing]

Female Nurse Ape: Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius!
Apes: [in unison] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: What's wrong with me?
Zaius: I think you're crazy.
Troy: Want a second opinion.
Zaius: You're also lazy.

Apes: [in unison] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius

[one ape starts breakdancing]

Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Zaius: Of course you can.
Troy: Well I couldn't before!

[plays piano]

"You'll Never Make a Monkey Out of Me"

Troy: [singing] I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along

You've finally made a monkey
Apes: Yes, we've finally made a monkey
Troy: Yes, you've finally made a monkey out of me
Apes: Yes, we've finally made a monkey out of you

Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!

"NOooooooooooooooooooooooooo" - Darth Vader

OBI WAS RAPED

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

JarJar Binks is in the musical I bet. hahaha

if they are gonna make something that queer, they might as well have some Ewoks blowing JarJar

fapfapfap

hahahaha

this is going to start the Armaggedon. Alec Guinness hated Star Wars enough when he was alive, now he is going to rise from the dead to destroy us all.

my love for star wars (which my friends call an obsession) makes this hurt me so much more than most.

And I thought The Evil Dead musical was a bad idea.

The horror.

Who wants to go to this with me:

The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring
October 09, 2009 — October 10, 2009 at Radio City Music Hall
Howard Shore's Complete Score Performed Live to Film

http://www.radiocity.com/events/lord-of-the-rings-1009.html

Oh man, that's awesome.

holy shit. that would be incredible.

I know. I'm getting a ticket(s) pretty soon.

"Star Wars" didn't define my childhood. He can whore out all he wants -- make some cash and retire, Mr. Lucas. Far from Hollywood.

At least that was funny...I'd see that in a heartbeat. Evil Dead was a comedy.

This...this is a tragedy.

"a “Stormtrooper kick line and singing Wookies.” "

Woah.

There are few things gayer than a musical. Depressing.

would you like some ice cream?

Seth of Family Guy fame must be drooling over this. He grew up loving both musicals and Star Wars.

produced 1/2 of angelina jolie

KILL IT WITH FIRE

that could be very entertaining as long as they all sing in the Chewbacca voice.

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I guess he cannotliv off of what he already has and is still making....! Well at least his kids will not suffer at all in the future or have to pay for a thing! Why dont they just redue the movies with international casts for each country! Lucas has nothing else to do?

I don't care, there better be a number for the Sarlacc Pit to sing!