Our name is currently being changed, so I apologize, but we've been doing this for a long time now, we are all between the ages of 21-23. We're looking for a drummer capable of playing styles such as, Hate Eternal, Nile, Behemoth, Misery Index etc etc you get the idea. That's just what we want a drummer capable of doing, it does not represent what we sound like. We are all ready to at any moment start recording and touring, all were missing is a drummer.

Its vital that you are 100% dedicated and that this is your life, we all love to have fun and goof off, but this is our lives, music is everything to us. And we've been on a search for a drummer for way to long now, were ready to finally get shit done. If your interested or your tired of playing with half committed bands please contact me at my email address Valtiel12@yahoo.com.


Thanks,

Steve

what band were you?

We were called Syntax.

Wait holy shit, your in Boarcoarpse, my brother Jim just tried out for your band, ha.

haha nice. He was pretty good, although he hasn't yet come down with his version of the song. Which is too bad because we officially found someone. (who is unbelievable by the way.)

You are soooo fucked. Prepare to have the most fucked up life ever.

i thought this was what being in a band was all about.

"Music is our lives" = "..must have money because we are broke".

Maybe im wrong, but im pretty confident that I posted this in search for a drummer. But thanks anyways for the absolutly useless fucking comments. WE NEED A DRUMMER. PERIOD. FUCK YOU.

are you making stickers out of that?! pleeeeeeeease.

welcome to rttp. originators of useless comments.

do you have a link to any songs?

Just be thankful it's being bumped.

The RTTP board isn't a particularly good place to find drummers... if you really need to take a dump though, you are in luck... assholes are in abundance.

see the colon blow thread for further procedures.

So, if he needs to borrow an asshole, he can find one here to borrow? Subsequently defecating from some undefined orefice with the borrowed asshole attached?

Or, is he going to defecate INTO the asshole?

I'm so lost on your joke.

Already done

fucking awesome.

I should have some if you ask me.

you could bring some to the Leftovers Festival ;)

if you are lucky.

i want one of them stickiz

i'm interested in trying out for your band.

location?

Most of us are located out of Rockland Ma. Menstrual, if your interested you can email me at Valtiel12@yahoo.com and we can talk about setting up a tryout and anything else you'd like to discuss.

Check your email

Where have you guys been hiding? I lived in Rockland for 25 years and I don't think I've heard of you guys.

Mike, they're my cousin Pete's friends, so you've probably met them briefly before or at least seen them around.

ohhhhhhh, OK. How smooth are you guys' cocks?

Can you mail me one?

I checked and there was promptly nothing there

Our cocks may possibly be the smoothest, so smooth that they've been known to be unhandjobable and when in a world run by handjobs and smoothness, it makes for quite the paradox. On a more important note, are you actually interested it drumming, or no?

Maybe it went into spam...

I'll send it again.

if you guys need drums for a recording i would do it, but Boarcorpse is my baby.

Thanks man, I'll definitely keep that in mind.

cool, i love doing other projects, i just don't have time for a fulltime thing. I am definitely capable of learning the stuff and recording it though.

myspace/maccadrummer

contact mee!

Lauren used to be a fun drunk to yell at, pick her.

I sent you an email on your myspace a few days ago lauren, still no response, you still interested?