i hate those snuggie commercials. who the fuck would pay all that money for a stupid blanket with sleeves? it's funny when they show people in public scenarios wearing them.
"wear it at the game!" then get beat up by meatheads hopped up on bratwurst and booze.
Nothing beats the Jitterbug phone commercials! I hate those ads!
Some old bag left one of those at my girlfriend's job a few months ago; just shows why we need to gas the elderly, who the fuck manages to lose a phone the size of a small sub?
hahaha thats awseome!! I love the part how they have customer support to help you store a number in the phone. If your that old and stupid you dont even deserve to use a rotary telephone!
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