and watching halloween h20. next up halloween: resurrection(blech) and the last boyscout. wooo hoooo

jerk off on the fridge handle

oh no, michael myers is about to get his head cut off. this is the end of him. or is it? dunn dunn dunnn. dave maggot empty apartment horror marathon continues in halloween: resurrection. starring bustah rhymes. . . i'm breaking out the jack daniels. someone prepare a shiny bullet for my skull.

I wish I didn't have to go to shitty ass gay fucking stupid buttlicking bitch tits work tomorrow so I could partake in a Dave Maggot empty apartment horror marathon continues in Halloween: Resurrection starring Bustah Rhymes.

and tyra banks. she's gonna get FIERCE on a motha fucka

if i had surviving the game starring ice-t i would definitly watch it right now

Tyra Banks should get fierce on THIS mothafucka. SHIT.

i love surviving the game. ice-t: "I'MA STICK A NIGHTSTICK UP YA ASS AND MAKE A COPSICLE!!"

and totally gay. don't forget the fact that you are totally gay!

my hetereosexuality fades as the movie progresses

Phrase of the year

ok now im drunk

ok, great...now I have to watch this movie

can one go wrong with a film featuring both gary busey and ice t?

and rutger hauer

my favorite part is definitly when he discovers the room with all the different heads of the different races, and the "african american" one is empty and hes like aw sheit

haha yesss

...and every room in the house. mark your territory!

GIZM EVERYWHERE

Why don't you come down here and shovel some of this shit.

looks like we are going to need a bigger boat.

smile you son of a bitch!

the marathon continues with 'My Bloody Valentine.'

canada's answer to the slasher sub-genre. ehh ya hoser, dont kill me with that there pick axe

my co-worker is obsessed with slasher movies and he was just recommending My Bloody Valentine to me.

isnt there some shitty "core" band by that name too?

no My Bloody Valentine started the "shoe-gaze" movement in the early 90's. they are actually pretty good.

Bullet For My Valentine is probably the shitty band you're thinking of.

hahaha yeah definitely. they are very shitty.

ah yes. terrible.

a character just said to his ex-girlfriend "I'm soooaaarrry i'm so damn soooaarry."

and some old guy giving a death warning "DON'T THINK ABOUT HAVING A PARTY AT ALL TOMORROW NIGHT OR YOURE GONNA BE SOOOARRRY!"

the writer of this is a cruel asshole putting so many words in it that canadians cant properly pronounce. its like casting michael j. fox as a living statue