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returntothepit >> discuss >> Reflecting upon the presidential race. by corpus_colostomy on Nov 4,2008 8:24am
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toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Nov 4,2008 8:24am
Some scenarios to ponder:

#1) McCain wins and dies in office leaving Palin to be the 'usurper.'

Outcome: The rest of the world sees us as infants. We can no longer wipe our own ass as a country. A woman is the new president by 'default' and Sylvia Plath comes back from the dead to in turn kill Palin.

#2) Obama wins! and is assasinated (a-la JFK).

Outcome: Proof that history is non linear with the unique combination of 1960's style civil unrest and a 1930's economy.


My prediction: Vancouver, BC, looks nice from here.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Nov 4,2008 8:32am



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 4,2008 9:01am
Like being stuck in the worst movie ever, I just want this to be over with as fast as possible.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 4,2008 9:10am
there is an awesome site that covers this and is awesome. too bad I forget the link.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Nov 4,2008 9:29am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
there is an awesome site that covers this and is awesome. too bad I forget the link.



FAIL.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 4,2008 9:42am



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Nov 4,2008 10:06am
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
The rest of the world sees us as infants.


When you're a superpower, the rest of the world will hate you no matter what you do.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Nov 4,2008 10:22am edited Nov 4,2008 10:22am
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
The rest of the world sees us as infants.


When you're a superpower, the rest of the world will hate you no matter what you do.


they wont hate us if we elect a european style appeaser.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 4,2008 10:31am
Lamp said[orig][quote]
Like being stuck in the worst movie ever


seriously! sitting through the worst movie ever and watching it build into the worst ending ever.



toggletoggle post by darkwor at Nov 4,2008 10:35am
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
The rest of the world sees us as infants.


When you're a superpower, the rest of the world will hate you no matter what you do.


they wont hate us if we elect a european style appeaser.


comparing obama to chamberlain. classic.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 4,2008 10:37am



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Nov 4,2008 10:43am
darkwor said[orig][quote]
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
The rest of the world sees us as infants.


When you're a superpower, the rest of the world will hate you no matter what you do.


they wont hate us if we elect a european style appeaser.


comparing obama to chamberlain. classic.





toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 4,2008 11:00am
i've been talking to more and more people today who either didnt register to vote or arent going to both voting anyways. this country deserves enslavement.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 4,2008 11:05am
I was too lazy to bother with the early voting, but when I woke up today I realized it was now or never and knew I had to do it.



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Nov 4,2008 11:49am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i've been talking to more and more people today who either didnt register to vote or arent going to both voting anyways. this country deserves enslavement.


maybe they realize there vote means nothing, or that both the candidates are the same anyways.

i mean it's like choosing between chocolate and vanilla. one's more exciting but they're both gonna make you less healthy in the end.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 4,2008 11:54am
y_ddraig_goch said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i've been talking to more and more people today who either didnt register to vote or arent going to both voting anyways. this country deserves enslavement.


maybe they realize there vote means nothing, or that both the candidates are the same anyways.

i mean it's like choosing between chocolate and vanilla. one's more exciting but they're both gonna make you less healthy in the end.


at least Obama is fat-free chocolate milk ...or maybe 2%



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Nov 4,2008 12:59pm

a day of illusions and even more disillusions.
a day of pretending that your vote even counts.
a day of casting a vote more against one person than for another.
a day where the lesser of two evils sounds like a winning idea to you.
a day when the propagandists laugh and celebrate.
a day where you're fed an ugly log of shit yet pretend you've never been so satisfied.
a day of proving to the global tyrants that Americans are as dumb as you take us for.
a day of trading honest consciousness for media persuasion.
a day of illusions and even more disillusions.
a day of illusions and even more disillusions.
a day of illusions and even more disillusions.
a day of illusions and even more disillusions.
a day of illusions and even more disillusions.



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