this is me walking to the washing machine, this is me loading my shit stained undies in, this is me thinking about starting the machine, this is me starting the machine, this is my detergent of choice, this is my usual detergent of choice, this is my laundry spinning, this is me sitting on the machine with my thumb up my ass, this is me folding my frilly undies....

hehe

Jimbo: We got Skinner's underpants! And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal.
Skinner: That's not true. I can buy a new pair! [checks his wallet] No I can't. I needed those, I really did.

check out the sick laundomat I used to go to

before puberty...


bennyhillifier

must you air your dirty laundry all over the internets?

this just in: Your Punching Bag Was Full Of Dirty, Stinky Underwear


"After finding out that TKO has been packing punching bags with dirty underwear, Costco says thats not cool."
If you have a punching bag by TKO, you might want to check to see what's in it. It could be dirty underwear! Joe Heckel was moving his punching bag from his garage to his basement when he decided to see what was in it... just in case it ever leaked. What he found smelled "bad, real bad." The bag was stuffed with men's and women's underwear. Used underwear. Heckel says:

"I called to ask them if they could tell me if these were clean underwear, but I don't think that he believed me," Heckel said. "I said 'I'm a cop, I'm telling you that's what's in there!'

He further describes the incident as "gross but kind of funny in a way."

The company that makes the punching bag has apologized and is sending a pantie-free bag to Joe and his family. As for the person who decided to fill the punching bags with someone's dirty undies? They've been fired. Check out the link for more pictures... if you're done with lunch.

HA

"Who's got a million fucking dollars in their fucking car? And whadda they got? My dirty undies... my fucking whites..."