On a scale from 1 to infinity, how fucking gay are these things? As if the internet wasn't already flooded with useless shit. What the hell is the appeal to MySpace Apps?
I don't want to be in someone's Mobster gang. I don't want to be "owned" by one of my friends. I don't want to poke or superpoke anyone. I don't want a fake pet. If I want pins and bumper stickers, I've got enough real ones in my desk drawer. Fuck.