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returntothepit >> discuss >> Woman Drunkenly Chases Children in Cow Costume, arrested. by pam on Oct 1,2008 9:41am
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toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 1,2008 9:41am
http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/a...le?AID=/20080930/NEWS0107/309290035

MIDDLETOWN - A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to a month in the Middletown Jail Monday after she was arrested and charged with chasing children, blocking traffic and yelling at police - all while wearing a cow costume.
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Michele Allen pleaded guilty Monday in Middletown Municipal Court to one count of disorderly conduct, court officials said.

Middletown police said she chased children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road and urinated on a neighbor's porch Saturday night. An officer ordered her to go home and stay there.

About 11 p.m., police were called to the 2400 block of North Verity Avenue after receiving a report that a woman in a cow costume was blocking traffic.

Allen had alcohol on her breath, slurred her words, was belligerent and swore at the officer, a report states.




They also just said on the news she had to appear in court the next day still in her cow costume. lol.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 1,2008 9:54am


Biting Rich Horror's style.



toggletoggle post by timma at Oct 1,2008 10:00am
I'm speechless.

If I had a band, that lady would be my flygirl.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 1,2008 11:47am
She rocks!



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Oct 1,2008 11:51am
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
She rocks!


that shit is funny



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 1,2008 1:12pm
Mom?!?



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Oct 1,2008 1:56pm
MOO!



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 1,2008 3:10pm
She needs my love. And I need her charms.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 1,2008 3:56pm
She was really just trying to distribute Composted demos.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Oct 1,2008 3:57pm
now that's moo like it!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 1,2008 3:57pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 1,2008 9:14pm
The plot thickens...this bitch is my hero:


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Mad Cow woman in 'suck my udders' shame
Wednesday, October 1, 2008

She had been hired to wear the outfit to advertise for a local "haunted trail" theme park.

We get people dressed in various attire when they're in court. But this was a first, someone dressed as a cow.

But she left the job to go on a drunken two-day binge.

Judge Mark Wall at the Mooonicipal (sorry, we mean Municipal) court Ohio sentenced her to 30 days in jail for her own good.

"Michelle is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least," he told the New York Post.

But when she was taken to jail she really put her foot and mouth in it when she started shouting at other inmates telling them to "suck her udders."

Police said that the cow suit was all she had on and had to take her mugshot while she was still wearing it.

And as that was her only form of attire she had to go to court wearing the ridiculous outfit.

The judge said "We get people dressed in various attire when they're in court. But this was a first, someone dressed as a cow."



toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 1,2008 9:14pm
SUCK MY UDDERS



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Oct 1,2008 10:45pm
thats a broad? well she is broad atleast...



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 2,2008 12:45am
pam said[orig][quote]
But when she was taken to jail she really put her foot and mouth in it when she started shouting at other inmates telling them to "suck her udders."


HOT!



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