I've got a goddamn mouse in my house (maybe a few i dunno) and he does not give a shit that I live here. last night he was eating my potato chips out of a bag that was less than 2 feet from me. I'd really like to be humane about getting them out of my house (e.i. not poison or traps) any suggestions.

Use the sticky traps. No mess, and as long as you don't leave him in there for too long, no death. Just make sure that when you get rid of it, you do it far from home, if not he WILL be back.

thats the only reason to get a cat

fuck him, use the old school traps and snap him in half. peanut butter and cheese.

I was hoping this was thread about your new death metal band "mouse in the house"

just borrow a cat

i wish it was going to be called mouse in the house, then if we played shows with move the rabbit it would be like a petting zoo.

I had an exterminator come. He said if you seen one, there are plenty moar where it came from. He laid poison (blue pellets in pet proof boxes) all around. I haven't seen one since, and I had killed about 8 myself before it. They sell the blue shit in Wal Mart.

just wait till you kill em and he decides to die in a hard to find place. the smell can be worse than him being alive.

Oh shit, you're most likely right about how many there are. Will kittens eat the blue stuff? I'm getting 2 kittens on Saturday.

Fuck mice. The little cocksuckers got into my truck last winter and caused $400 of electrical damage by chewing through my wiring harness.

leave mini swords on the ground and watch them battle.

I want to go to a heavy petting zoo.

my apartment has mice, chipmunks, squirrels, cockroaches, and spiders.

The exterminator was only 85 bucks -- and he came the next day. But, you can probably buy pet/child safe baited trap thingies.
Like so

is it perry?

BTW: you just passed me, you asshole.
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