I sold that goddamned guitar and made $30 off of it. Ignore the Guitar For Sale thread.

I ended up leaving him anyway.

thx 4 da update

Not a problem.

does this mean your a single girl on a message board inhabited by creeps?

RUUUUUUUUUN GIRL, RUUUUUUUUUN

Haha.

Yes. It means that I am a single girl on a message board inhabited by creeps.

Object?

all you got was $30? thats a shame...looked like a sweet axe. did you try putting it on consinement (sp?) at music store?

Speaking as one of the many creeps, no objection here.

*cue the n00dz requests*

POST PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

DO U LIKE ANIME?

Yes, you are an object.

I seriously laughed WAY to hard at that, people in my work are stink eyeing me

No.

dont be scared off by them, this is the initial hazing process...if you stick around it'll be over in a week

It's not really initial. It started a while ago.

I don't fear boys because that is all that they are. Boys.

you're talking to my band's keyboard player, ¿no?

Depends who your keyboard player is.

burn

WISDOM

Experience.

fail.

Hobby?

I'm fapping to this thread

a/s/l

Tits or gtfo.

Retard.

yea, i'm definitly getting a semi from this thread

I haven't had an erection in months

Prove it.

I don't have footage of my flaccid penis for over a month...sorry

Stop subscribing to the Baby Gap catalog?

alright, NOW i'm lost

let's start over

Do it.

The woman speaks in riddles

So much for starting over.

i'm moe, whats your name

larry and curly

Stephanie.

hello stephanie
i play drums, do you have any interesting hobbies?

HAWT.

yea, i definitly had a HUGE crush on stephanie tanner when i was in grade school

my name's tom ... wanna get a pizza and fuck?

oh whoops...I got lunch and meant to add a serious statement.

Hi Stephanie. I'm Brian, and I'm not actually a raving lunatic. (this usually works, guys)

I also semi-professionally love Moe.

I drive around with my best friend going town to town in the state, taking photographs of the white "Now Entering" signs.

We call it Towning.

I used to paint and take photos. I stopped.

btw, Moe

You and Meg are sleeping in my bed and I'm taking the couch and that's final

I want to bid farewell to my old couch by spending the night with it anyway

my name's tom ... wanna get a pizza and fuck?


You buying?

hey brian, no
hey kitch...can I call you kitch? Where in the state are you from?

of course

then I'm sleeping on your air mattress with the both of you

Air mattress = TX slang for flatulence

No, you may not.

MA.

now THAT is how babies should be made

Hey Stephanie. Where from in MA. Western,MA? Boston Area? Etc.

yea, speak up kitch

I don't want babies.

Ever.

Western MA.

ah, you're actually out in Moe's territory

wow, that makes two, count em, TWO western MA posters now...sick
where in western Ma are ya? I'm in NOHO.

wait, i forgot about brandon...that makes three

this isn't the first game of tag that i've been excluded from

RTTP Love Connection Episode #1

hey man...Moe's off the market

I'll totally tell on you, dude.

Love NOHO.

40 minutes from Amherst but go to UMass.

yea, we lived in amherst for a year but just moved back to NOHO and its awesome
do you have myspace or anything? hit me up we're partying all the time

I'm not pouncing. I just left a relationship. Unpleasant.

everyone on this board either knows i have a gf, or knows my gf

No myspace. Not into that garbage.

I work at Old Navy in Hadley. Not too far from you.

relationships are bullshit anyways

hell nah, our paths will cross soon enough
no facebook? or is that "garbage" too?

Moe's new place is a 10 out of 10.

and its even better now with places to sit!

Agreed.

it's now 11/10?!?!?

Yes, I have a facebook.

YES, 11/10!!!!

and full name please for ample facebook stalking

HA! he couldn't afford to pay attention, loosah

they have 1.50 slices of pizza down the street from me

Hilarity always occurs on RTTP.

Ever read the ATTN: Kitchenincident thread?

hell, I'D fuck you for a pizza deal THAT good

Ever gone to Niko's in Salem, MA? Such good fucking pizza.

yea but they suck unless its 2:30 am and you just stumbled out of the bar next door....wait i think i'm going to get some pizza later

you sir have obviously never gotten an extra large pizza at woosta pizza for $10.

it's like, the best pizza deal EVAR!

the better part is that its next to my favorite dank pit bar with a shitty chinese food place on the other side.

block of awesome!

well, we have Mimmos out here in noho and they have "gourmet" slices for 2.75...wanna eat a delicious slice of pizza the length of your arm for under $3? come to noho

are you really talkin shit about the blarney and park chinese?

cmon now, sir...where's your allegiance?

is everyone oblivious to the fact that this girl looks like a potato?

hahahahaha....dix

are you oblivious to the fact that i fuckin love potatoes?

BURN

Very flattering, fuck bag.

hey steph, look me up
moe watson

no way man thats my hood now. just cause its shitty doesnt mean i aint gonna eat there. luckily they remain open past two in the morning when i cant tell the difference

I think your ex found this site.

would it be too lame to say a line about a "hot potato"?

My ex introduced me to this site.

is that where you're living now? location, location, location

wow, out of curiosity i typed the login name in the facebook search engine and her profile came up...its way too easy to find people and then stalk their every move in facebook...i honestly dont know why people prefer it to myspace

Used to keep in touch with people from high school that I enjoyed. Just never got into the myspace thing I guess.

haha ya its a block over... i love being within stumbling distance from the bar.

[Aug 14,2008 1:56pm - KitchenIncident]

brian_dc said:I think your ex found this site.


My ex introduced me to this site.


Ah, I see.

Funny how his account just happened to disappear though, huh?

did he sell out?

kitchenincident: HAI GUYZ THIS ONE TYME I HAD A BOYFRUND LOL

No.

Things happened. Not appropriate to discuss in a public forum.

I'm curious who it was. But not enough to bother you.

Please just leave it alone.

done

didn't we already come to the conclusion that it's "anonymous"?

Anonymous is anyone.

That is the beauty of it.

i wouldn't call that beauty

I wouldn't call sarcasm a thing

nor would i call cynicism a thing. they go hand in hand though, so maybe with their powers combined they can make the leap into the material world.

captain douchebag!
he's our hero!
he's gonna take politeness down to zero!

I pray for the day when all symbolic concepts become sentient and form gigantic power ranger-esque robots and awkwardly act out their defining characterists

nihilism might be a bit of a problem

*fixed*

[Aug 14,2008 2:12pm - mOe]

SacreligionNLI said:captain douchebag!
he's our hero!
he's gonna take politeness down to YEAH-YEAH!


*fixed*


Sometimes I love you so much it hurts

retard me said:

blah blah blah....characterists

*punches own solar plexus*

GO NIHILISM BOT!

*waits*

i have no idea wtf is going on

the only thing i'm missing is the whole "yeah-yeah" joke

i'm sure it'd be hilarious if i got it though

you keep it simple with your pizza and sex routine

we're gonna play with hypothetical robots and big epistemological concepts

pretty much only moe and I will get that

it's an IRL inside joke

IRTTPL inside jokes or gtfo

i subscribe to the notion that ignorance is bliss

he actually did gtfo...won't be back for another hour...work stuff

you keep eating your steak tom

where is this steak you speak of

the matrix

oh... i'll just have a tuna sandwich instead then.

tuna sandwich is also in the matrix

who even chooses surf over turf?

the correct answer is tuna steak sandwich

tuna steak sandwich is definitely exclusive to the matrix

sold...matrix it is

it has to be the first matrix though. none of that "revolutions" bs

SRSLY

who are you the chick from flyleaf now?

nailed it

i wonder if she lisps when you nail her.

I'm minusing 100 scene points from both of you for know who flyleaf is.

dat bitch is hot fo sho

so what does that mean for you? all responding to it and such

if you're into christian crack whores then sure

fixed.

hahaha... funny because its true

why yes... i am

she is as greasy as a slice of papa gino's pizza and probably tastes like shamu's blowhole

HTTP://WWW.ILOVEDOLPHINS.ORG

that url is very misleading

RichHorror = Wise

truth in comedy

[Aug 14,2008 3:02pm - SacreligionNLI ]
that url is very misleading


Yet at the same time, very, very accurate

are you insinuating that i love oceanic mammals?

you're getting awfully defensive

From Left to Right:

Former meth addict
Hipster who wants to be different
Ho
Guy who burned out on acid
Racially-ambiguous individual, probably has your hubcaps

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

i still fail to see the problem here

you call yo friends
and i'll call mah frienD
and we can be friends

we can do dis every weekend

and Betty when you call me you can call me Al.