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returntothepit >> discuss >> Jury Duty.... by xanonymousx on Jun 22,2008 11:58pm
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toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 22,2008 11:58pm
anyone ever have this i got the letter in the mail and mine is coming up.
i hear if i get called i may be sitting in the room for hours before i am even asked to do something.
any suggestions?



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jun 23,2008 12:02am
tell them you'd make a great juror because you can determine who's guilty just by looking at them.

I AM THE LAW!



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Jun 23,2008 1:35am
TWO WORDS THAT WILL ALWAYS GET YOU OFF JURY DUTY:

BLACK POWER!



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jun 23,2008 2:30am
NIGGER said[orig][quote]
TWO WORDS THAT WILL ALWAYS GET YOU OFF JURY DUTY:

BLACK POWER!


You weren't even trying that time.



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Jun 23,2008 9:39am
Watch the Pauly Shore movie.


Then, if you haven't shot yourself, I have no idea what to do.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 23,2008 9:45am
my dad told me to say that black people are alright and all, but they just sort of smell. I got called for jury duty twice. once, I was in college. the second time I went back twice and then I got put on a trial. drove all the way to Derry, NH (my hometown) and there was a note on the door saying the trial was cancelled.



toggletoggle post by corpus_in_jail at Jun 23,2008 9:51am
i have it in august when we will be on tour..im sure sam will understand.



toggletoggle post by C.dEAD at Jun 23,2008 10:21am
Worst experiance I ever had. I had to go to Lowell center and sit in a room for 6 hours in horrible 5am heat doing nothing. The only upside was RRRecords was actually open so I went record shopping and got some sweet shit. Sucked.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jun 23,2008 11:46am
yeah I gotta go in July 3rd in Marlboro.



toggletoggle post by NoodleFace at Jun 23,2008 2:21pm
Mine got cancelled this year



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 23,2008 2:23pm
I'm just gonna tell them that I am a gay, satanic, racist. Hopefully the truth shall set I free...



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