All of this farting/pooping reminds me of a time when I was about 15 or 16. I was in my bedroom and let out a fart. Except....it ended up being a shart. I didn't know what to do, so I went into the bathroom, wiped myself down, rolled up my dirty undies and put them in my pocket. I ran outside into the woods behind my house and buried them.

yeah that works.

That's the only way to do it.

yeah thats pretty much the standard procedure.

the alternative is to put them in a plastic bag and throw the bag out the window of your moving car.

ill allow it

That's genius.

Rolling Comando Style... I'd be screwed if that happened

Underwear is a necessary buffer. No one would go near me if I didn't wear it.

I sharted at this broads house once and after cleaning up in the bathroom, I threw my boxers out the window (3 floors up)...

Hopefully they're still there. Who would pick up and move shitty boxers?