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New site? Maybe some day. 
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Hi guys! I'm a girl!  |
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A/S/L?  |
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I wish it was an actual account so creepy basement dwellers would be PMing "her" as we speak. |
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| I wish it was an actual account so creepy basement dwellers would be PMing "her" as we speak. |
LOL |
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Hee hee, you guys are so cutie! ;) |
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wait a minute... there arent girls on the internet! |
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HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, I’D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I’LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON’T CHAP. YOU’LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT. |
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PELVIC CROCODILE! bwahahahaha
George Zimmer is founder and CEO of "poster of the decade" |
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SHE’S GOT THAT ENORMOUSE JAY LENO JAW WHICH MOST PEOPLE DON’T FIND ATTRACTIVE BUT THAT LARGE JAW ALLOWS ME TO CRAM EVERY FAT INCH OF MY GROIN EGGPLANT DOWN HER THROAT WHILE TEARS STREAM DOWN HER FACE AS SHE TRIES TO LIPSYNCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. IF SHE BLACKS OUT, I JUST FLIP ON SPORTSCENTER AND CRACK OPEN A PABST ON HER BUCK TEETH. I GUARANTEE IT. |
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HI, I'M MACBETH, USURPER AND KING OF SCOTLAND. THE OTHER DAY I WAS INSPECTING A LOCAL BROTHEL UPON THE HEATH WHEN MY MASSIVE MEATPOLE BRUSHED UP AGAINST NONE OTHER THAN GERTRUDE, QUEEN OF DENMARK. ORIGINALLY, I WAS INTENDING TO IGNORE THIS AGING HARLOT IN FAVOR OF THE YOUNG LASSES TRYING TO FIT THEIR MOUTHS AROUND MY RUGGED RUSSIAN BEAR BUT AT THAT MOMENT SPURTS OF BLOOD GUSHED FORTH FROM MY HAGGARD SCOTTISH HAGGIS AND DROWNED ALL OF GLAMIS. MY JOVIAL JUTTY WOULD NOT SUBSIDE UNTIL BURNAM WOOD CAME TO DUNSINANE AND SO I DROVE MY CLAMOROUS HARBINGER OF BLOOD AND DEATH INTO THE MAW OF THAT KITE AND AFTER SEVERAL SECONDS SHE CRIED OUT WITH MUCH SOUND AND FURY, SIGNIFYING SOMETHING. THE LADY DOTH NOT PROTEST TOO MUCH, I GUARANTEE IT. |
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this is one of the best threads ever. |
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Fight him or post pics of your pussy.
...or GTFO |
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| CLAMOROUS HARBINGER OF BLOOD AND DEATH |
that would make an awesome song title. |
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hahahahahahahahahaha who thinks of this shit? |
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the funny thing is that only tgs got the joke. you all fail.
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er.. I mean..
You guys! All Fail! hehe ;) |
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the funny thing is that only tgs got the joke. you all fail.
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tgs? trans-gendered? |
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if you were zimmer or macbeth, then yeah |
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Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey!
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i had to read this again for the LOLz |
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Great thread or great threadest? |
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"Yuck there's a girl touching me!" |
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WOW.......that is so funny I can't even laugh |
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this was you? Really wouldn't surprise me if 50% of the trolls were you rev. |
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This post was funnier last year. Better pics, better comments overall. April Fails Days. |
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if you read the thread, I say it was me. |
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George Zimmer is the best troll this site has ever had. |
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50% of them are. Confirmed & Declassified. On record.
George Spacecorpse has been absent. I applaud the efforts of The quality trolls.
My latest troll failed... Something about a Christian hardcore metal band? Craigslist works wonders. |
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| George Zimmer is the best troll this site has ever had. |
HOWARD JOHNSON IS RIGHT! |
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this was you? Really wouldn't surprise me if 50% of the trolls were you rev. |
What would be the point in running a message board if you weren't? |
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| George Zimmer is the best troll this site has ever had. |
HOWARD JOHNSON IS RIGHT! |
*begins to clap* |
 
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