It's a shame I didn't read the title of that junk mail until AFTER i hit the delete button. That had great potential.

wanna make for speak better english?

please tell me you actually got that once

just for clarification the title of this thread is verbatim from the subject e-mail

*of the

eesh...apparently they're gettin to me

I got a "making you dick bigger will make your lover cum harder" the other day. Thats about as close as I got.

yes, yes I do

My favorite lately has been 'Your chick loves enormous instrument but the problem is that you have small one'.

that made me lol

It's like having your junk dissed by Niccolai Volkoff.

In Soviet Russia you have penis that is large not for size.

your married... you would like to cum 3 times a year with your girl. nyuck nyuck nyuck.

someone really wants me to have a jack rabbit vibrator lately

Amen Reverend. Amen.

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That's all I have for today. Although I'm pretty curious about that night's thrill with celebs. If it's a free pass to goto Six Flags with Super Dave Osbourne I'm gonna feel pretty stupid.

I don't need no spam to teach me that.
I KNOW THINGS!

this guy right here is funny, these things he says is funny, he is one funny guy.

call me old-fashioned, but i'd prefer the bitch didn't cum at all

a great man once told me "I'm only in it to win it"... when the subject of plowing broads came up. "I'm not in you for you, I'm only in you for me"

"augment your copulation organ" was a title for me XD

text: Build your copulation organ with a lot inches using the best therapeutics.

Go on presently to

its easy to make a girl cum 3 times...

does it involve the mass sending of gibberish emails? i think that's what this guy was getting at.

yeah, a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.

you squirt, don't you?

well then...i suppose that could do the trick.

or good rhythm combined with dexterous fingers and a nimble mouth.

Elle is correct and Brad is fuckin funny

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yeah, right. I don't care what your mom tells you.
and cue the "I'll have what she's having" scene from when harry met sally

Funniest spam email I ever got

From: Busted Anus
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Is 3 times really that impressive? c'mon.

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A fiasco in bed sounds pretty sexy, actually.

as long as its not a lupe fiasco in bed

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I've seen a lot of similar spam, but it just occurred to me that a lot of them are even worse because involve a bunch of symbols along with bad spelling, grammar and syntax. my inbox is empty, but the next time I get some winners they are going up here.