You know....you shit...wipe....go do something physically exerting...anus starts itching...go wipe and BAM! There it is...brownish / clearish fluid on the paper.

I hate it so.

i call this jungle butt. and it's the fucking worst.

i used to all the time but then i learned to whipe from the top of my ass crack to taint instead of the other way around. issue solved.

I use baby wipes specifically for this reason! What I hate worse is involuntary swass. You know, when you go somewhere, like say a music store and you sit on a stool and then you get in your car and say "what the fuck is that smell?" Well it's from the nasty fucker who sat on the chair before with a horrible case of swass!
Fuckin gross!

Hahahahahahaha....swass? That's a first for me...but funny, dude.

worst ever, happens even hours after shitting, I wipe as much as I can on days I work to avoid this unwanted friend....but sure enough after 8 hours of lifting and walking around with boxes and bending to put them down...he rears his ugly head.

Clearish fluid is semen.

bennyhillifier

Fuck I want that!

The interviews are mad weird though ahahahaha

Swamp ass - nature's silent killer.

I get it at band practice / shows the worst out of anywhere. Now I usually take a shower in the AM before work, then a shower at the gym after I lift at lunchtime -- and most of my pooping is done in the morning. So, my ass is feeling pretty fresh in the afternoon. But, lo and behold, we rip through that 1st song at practice or at a show, game over. Major sweatage, boxers sticking to crack, etc.

I was walking with carina, my brother, and his gf. they were arguing about something lame so I told them about my sweaty ass.

the worst is when you get it at like a summer wedding or something, and the itch becomes unbearable.

Taking showers usually does the trick. Or wiping your ass. You realise these things as you get older.

That's just The Man trying to keep you down. FIGHT THE POWER.

A shower even 5 minutes before a summer swamp ass attack can do nothing to stop its onset. Unless you sweat like a girl.

A prrrrrretty girl????

yeah, swampass in something i didnt suffer to frequently until i started playing the drums. You can wipe all you want, but if there is a little shit stuck up in your anus it will drip out with enough vigorous sweating..yummy

Thanx for that.

Swass!

blue's bass is made of swamp ash...good stuff.

a swamp bass.

Verrrrrrry pretty, yeth.

blue's black? I KNEW IT.