The biggest losers you can find, competing with each other to be the best performers of the worst, most soulless music ever made. If two monkeys were captured by people and forced to dance, I'd be the monkey who sat on his ass waiting for death to free me, and every American Idol competitor would be the monkey who gets up and dances at the whim of his lord and master in exchange for a peanut or some other trivial prize that he'd be able to pick up off the ground if he weren't enslaved. Fuck this show.

don't watch.

I don't.

let's make a club and then make fucking out.
er.. crap, that's probably infringing on some site or other.

the first few episodes of each season are funny.

ya you gotta admit that Simon douchebag comes up with some pritty clever and brutal insults. after thats its just another boring game show with a bunch talentless hacks.

I actually enjoy this show while they still have the blatantly ungifted selling their hopes and dreams only to be emotionally crushed and defeated. That's fun. But after the initial schadenfreuieoapdoszifj part of the show... weak sauce

you have a crush on Seacrest or something?

What the fuck is a seacrest?

don't try and play it like that, you have a man crush on the host, admit it!

i like the first few episodes for the "bloopers" or whatever you want to call them

I listened to the William Hung CD last night

this show has been around for years....your thread is a few years late...bahaha

i'm waiting for someone to *re*post the black metal kid who auditioned on that idol show

Sadly, shows like this are the only part of the music industry that is actually making any money. I'm very glad I don't have any financial expectations for music.

*breaks*

-ground

Seacrest is the fucking man. Don't even front.

the funniest thing about Seacrest is when in Knocked Up he's running his mouth off.

He kills on Robot Chicken.

"Seacrest... out!" *bang*

yeah only the preliminary auditions are worth watching. i don't want to see anything but fat losers having their hearts torn out. there was one last week where some Hot Topic kid went in thinking he was going to be all cool and outwit Simon, he failure was epic.

That was hilarious.

I watch it, it's a guilty pleasure. I usually lose interest after the obviously untalented people are gone. This season I'm looking forward to watching the gay Bruce Lee looking kid have his hopes and dreams crushed, the couple of no-talent blond-streaked frat boys get voted off immediately, and the girl whose never seen an x-rated movie turn into a whore as the season progresses. Ah, shitty TV.

I for one enjoy cookie cutter boring music being re-hashed by people less talented than the dime-a-dozen talentless douches who originally performed but probably didn't even write the songs.

So bully to you sir. Bully!

I still maintain that the first three or four episodes of the season are the best television on television. (Shame I always miss them every year.)