Effective immediately we are accepting/demanding donations of food and ridiculous clothing at all Composted shows. Make sure it's an already prepared food [i.e. don't bring a bag of unpopped microwave popcorn]. Spots on our guest list for people who bring really awesome stuff. This is without the approval of the rest of the band, but fuck them anyway.

I will eat the unpopped microwave popcorn.

Hahahaha!

I'm surprised none of us thought of this before. Richard, you are a fucking genius.

PORK LOIN MASSACRE!!

DUH YEAH I KNOW

My previous post was for that fucking jerk Mark Richards, just to clarify.

thank you for clarifying richard, i was going to put you on the list.

He shat on my front lawn and throatfucked my Granny's drapes.

I'm going to donate fresh vegetables.

Get thee to a nunnery.

*gets to a nunnery with a box full of cucumbers and summer squash*

i love me some vegetables

How about broth? Bouillon cubes?

TONIGHT WE DINE IN COMPOSTED!

except a 69 course meal on the 7th

I'll be donating vegetables that were fresh maybe six months ago, that are currently sitting in a compost pile. See the irony? Hell yes.

Oh man, Grant's gonna be servin' up t3h b0nn3rz.

Gimme some ice cream sammiches.

Wild boner parties.

This, I can do, but the box you get will never be full. I require a minimum 33% cut for all delicious treats donated to you for stage-related shenanigans.

This ain't Deal or No Deal and you ain't Howie Mandel. Be grateful.

Also, all Composted shows are now to be referred to as food drives.

That's the business Rich, you've gotta take what you can get, and if I decide to bring a third eaten box of ice cream sammiches, it is YOU who should be grateful. I shall eat.... some.

and THAT term should be used very loosely.

Just eat 1/3rd of each bar.

Genius.

STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE

bonus points for food from a restaurant on the plate it was served on?

That's some house nigga shit.

I'm thinking moons over my hammy

I'm thinking diabetic seizure.

HYPERTENSION!!!

......DIABETES!!!

Hello, I'm Wilford Brimley.

15 PECKERS!!!!!!!!

eat the head off a bat rich... show ozzy whos metal...

Fuck this band, they don't even do angel dust.

i did shrooms the other night. am i on the right track?

Less hippie organicness, Dave... more life threatening brainkillers.

i'll do that next time. this time i just really had the strange urge to be scared of my own hand for an hour.

We do KRYLON though.

It is frightening how quickly you were able to retrieve that picture, Rich.

yeah pretty much. and the shadows were closing in on me. i wish i wasnt afraid of my hand so i couldve written a sweet shroom induced story, novel and or song

No you don't. THIS IS A BUNCH OF HOLLYWOOD BULLSHIT

Smoke and mirrors

I am frightening and beautiful.

You're like the Golddust of death metal.

I will Shattered Dreams your faggot ass it'll make your ziti spin

Can you please reiterate what you just said about ziti, in English this time?

it looks like golddust has a spinning ziti in his tights

Sweet Dick WIllie

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LOL

can we whip this "prepared food" at you on stage, GG Allin style?

If you want GG Allin style I can always piss all over your garage on the 4th.

ahahahhaahaha @ POLL'S CLOSED

IRL RAIDS IN YOUR ELECTORAL PROCESS

CALLING FOR /B/LACKUP

mikeposted (11:46:10 AM): How's this for a Composted stage idea... we get a cheap garden hose and fill it with beef blood and sour milk. We prop it up so that both ends are elevated, leaving all the liquid in the middle. Then, while we play... mark, joe, or dave blows on one end and the crowd blows on the other.

mikeposted (11:46:13 AM): If the crowd covers us with bloodmilk, they get a free shirt. If we cover them, we get to facefuck all their grandfathers.

Epic repost is epic.

We both posted at 11:47. Who will turn out the victor?