wow. i feel so friggin old

congrats dave. we're all old.

don't worry, he will be gay soon enough.

That's awesome. Tell Joe & Ashley I said congrats. (It is Ashley he got engaged to right? Because maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, that would be awkward at the apartment).

haha yup. it is ashley

Our little Joe is growing up so fast!

I don't care what anyone says, Composted is going to play his wedding and everyone is going to be engulfed in cake and fear. IT IS WRITTEN!

MarkFuckingRichards said:

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

You're going to have to make that at least $1.50.

what happens during cumposted's gooky cooky sess? does he just have to make sure he taps out fastest?

There is no tapping out. Composted goes the motherfucking distance.

haha yeah. he said last night that we're gonna play the wedding. i'm fully prepared for total family disownment haha.

FUUUUCK YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

i horrified my dad and step mom yesterday with the dvd. this is how it went. Dad: "you really need to print out your lyrics so i can understand what your saying." ME: "uh no, i really dont." Step mom: "why not?" ME: "ok well, this ones about a penis castle." Step mom and Dad: ". . . ."
ME: "like a fortress, made of dicks. this one here, it's about having sex with ani. . ." Step mom: "ok we gotta go." ME: "ok cool."

hahahaha

my dad's old gf loved my electronic CD from 2000. she would play it all the time. needkess to say, she was a whore and a bitch. nyuck nyuck.

i'm glad my step mom doesnt like us. she still listens to metallica and thinks theyre cool

Wow Dave...it feels like just yesterday that he was little and you would pay him to go away when you lived in Quincy. Awww. Tell him I said congratulations.

I feel wicked old now.