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returntothepit >> discuss >> I may be a nerd but I thought this was really funny. by stoned on Nov 16,2007 7:05pm
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toggletoggle post by stoned at Nov 16,2007 7:05pm
This was on the computertraining.com skills test.

Question 18 of 20
While starting up your computer, a message is displayed on a black screen with white letters that says: Disk Boot Failure. What is most likely the cause?

A. A floppy disk was left in the floppy drive, preventing the computer from booting properly

B. The portion of your hard disk that is shaped like a boot has failed

C. Your keyboard is unplugged

D. Your computer is wrong, and there really is no problem



toggletoggle post by vein_water   at Nov 16,2007 8:15pm
a



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Nov 16,2007 10:33pm
very good!



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Nov 17,2007 12:14am
Question 20 of 20

When speaking in terms of networks and computer technology, what is a firewall?

A. A wall intended to block fire

B. A software or hardware solution intended to prevent unwanted network access

C. A device within a server closet to put out small fires

D. Software that removes viruses from your computer



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Nov 17,2007 12:18am edited Nov 17,2007 12:18am
What are these, like Kindergarten questions? :P



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Nov 17,2007 1:41am
Sounds like you are really going for your A+ certification on this one.



toggletoggle post by Dertoxianli at Nov 17,2007 2:04am
these aren't computer questions. They're reading comprehension questions. If you can read...you should be able to answer these.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 17,2007 3:42pm
douchebag_patrol said:
Question 20 of 20

When speaking in terms of networks and computer technology, what is a firewall?

A. A wall intended to block fire

B. A software or hardware solution intended to prevent unwanted network access

C. A device within a server closet to put out small fires

D. Software that removes viruses from your computer


E. Delete system32

F. ???

G. Profit!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Nov 19,2007 12:41pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
douchebag_patrol said:
Question 20 of 20

When speaking in terms of networks and computer technology, what is a firewall?

A. A wall intended to block fire

B. A software or hardware solution intended to prevent unwanted network access

C. A device within a server closet to put out small fires

D. Software that removes viruses from your computer


E. Delete system32

F. ???

G. Profit!


hahahaha



toggletoggle post by Fuck_Logging_In_NLI at Nov 19,2007 2:55pm
I was messing around with that...the national average with that test is 80%....on part two the average is 20%, Actually Part two is the rest test. Part one is just to sift out the people who know nothing about computers or who can't read.



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