JD Drew in the first inning. Amazing.

i dont have any doubts

That's ridiculously awesome. I thought at first Mike Lowell did it, since I had a customer to take care of while he was up and didn't see him get out or JD's at bat at all.

i still hate drew.

I hate that I have to share a name with this guy, but if he can keep hitting dingers until the end of the post season, I really don't care.

I convinced a friend of mine to name his bong The Grand Slam shortly after he started working at Denny's.

i would've gone with the new "extreme grand slam"

cuz ya know...extreme breakfast and all

The grand slam he hit doesn't change the fact that they overpaid for him and that he sucked most of the year. But, hey...go Sox?

he's only struggled at the plate, but even then he picked it up the 2nd half of the year and bumped his stats up a lot. his defense is really good, which is why they keep him in. same thing with julio lugo.

i only hate him cuz he's a jeezus freak.