Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner!
Willam: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
Willam: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!