On Jan 6th, there were 2 movies slated to be released,
both with the name of first daughters.
both about the presidents daughters falling in love with her secret service agent.

That's my mother fuckin' birthday mother fucker.

my mom is jan 11th.
maybe we should get our moms together and they can hit up denny's

We could do that, but it wouldn't make much sense in context. Mine's the 6th, my mom's is in July.

oh, got it.
then maybe you and my mom could hang, dog.

Sweet. Your mom is the illest shiznillit. She's cooler than Beakey believe it or not.

yeah she is.

Oooh baby. Ba-ka-chik-a-bow-wow.

My mom's birthday is on September 11th!

Does she go down like the towers?

if you read the walls @ the buckhorn truck stop,
you'd know.

C'mon man, you know I can't read. Don't rub it in.

actually she probably would





...anyone looking for a single 50 years young lady that has had 5 kids?

yes, it's called mass