yours? I haven't seen any of the Phantasm movies, they any good?

Movies that actually still scare the bejeezus out of me:
1.) Evil Dead I
2.) Maniac
3.) Burnt Offerings
4.) Dawn of the Dead (they're remaking it...grrr...)
5.) The Princess Bride (actually no...but now you know I'm scared of the movie because I HATE IT!!!

evil dead is comedic if anything. not scary.


THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS
ALIEN

evil dead 2 & army of darkness
night of the living dead
texas chainsaw massacre
hellraiser series
the shinning
petcemetary
rosemary's baby
the omen
phanstasm is awesome
silence of the lambs
psycho's
nightmare of elm st.
carrie

the_reverend said:

Rev, evil dead 2 and especially Army of Darkness are not scary.

Halloween, Halloween 2, Halloween Resurrection (watch Halloween H2O for backstory).

Those are the best halloween films, you have probably seen them already though.

Evil Ed
The Changeling
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
The Gate
The first Phantasm is awesome, I haven't seen them all, but what I have from the others isn't that good

The Care Bears Movie. Now that's some scary shit.

christ, i remember that movie

but i have to recommend Texas Chainsaw
Massacre... the first one... the original first
one... it makes me happy... and Leatherface
is fucking hot.

I dunno if anyone else has mentioned them, but:


1. Zombie
2. The Beyond
3. Dead Alive
4. Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer
5. City Of The Living Dead
6. House By The Cemetery
7. Basket Case
8. Dellamorte Dellamore

That is all.

1. lifeforce.

forget all the orther recommendations.

none... because horror movies are wicked fuckin ghey

what kind of movies would you recommend, Spaldino?

here's a list of spalding's movies:
http://www.angelfire.com/il/nova/queerfilms.html

he goes by "nova" while in the butt patrol

Evil Death 1 & 2
Dead Alive
Bad Taste
House By The Cemetary
Last House On The Left
The Entity
Ft13th 1-5 + JGtH (guilty pleasure, I suppose)
Night Of The Living Dead

Probably more, but I can't think of 'em.

MyDeadDoll said:

welll i dont watch a ton of movies... but i would recommend somthing a little less lame than "horror" movies. mainly the random comedies, donie darko, some anime that just needs to be seen by everyone, a ton of indy films because of their sheer brilliance... anything but lame-o "horror"

TheGreatSpaldino said:

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't you take your s/n from one of those lame-o "horror" movies?

donnie darko was good. i have
to mention it 'cos it's one of my
faves, but have you seen boondock
saints??

retzam said:

I did? I got me s/n from myself. If I were to ever become a magician i would be called "The Great Spaldino". Heh, lame huh?

reanimator
bridge of reanimator

Zombie
Bloodsucking Freaks
The Beyond
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie
Dawn Of The Dead
Bad Taste
Dead Alive
Zombie Holocaust
and the first two Texas Chainsaw Massacres (I know the 2nd one was a little more funny, but still pretty fucked)

Bloodsucking Freaks
NEVER watch this movie

anyone ever seen i spit on your grave?

nope i never have


how bad is it?

I spit on your grave is "fuck you and then kill you" good.

the best is when she kills the retarded kid.

i need to find this on DVD... my
video is way old...

moran said:

What do you? You didn't like it, or its just so vile?

I spit on your grave is sweet, if you like that check out Last House On The left.

TheGreatSpaldino said:

I think it is the name of the clown from House Of 1000 Corpes, easily the most lame, horrible, cheesy horror movie ever.

retzam said:

no... though i've never seen it myself... there is a guy in it called "Captian Spaulding" or something like that. and i had this SN before that stupid movie came out (i have it as an alternate AIM name)

TheGreatSpaldino said:

Yeah, I just checked, your right.

I just got house of the dead.
succubus and I are watching it in a few minutes.

Well... there isn't any movie that scares anymore, but I do remember afew that did. But i only saw afew scenes at the time.
Alien
Puppet master 4 ...I think.
Hell raiser

it's a b movie..oh yeh
lol (house of the dead)

the_reverend said:



"I CAME THIS TIME" hehe...genius

and the bathtub scene is painful to watch. i feel sorry for that guy.


as far as suggestions go, cannibal holocaust, and anything by lucio fulci.

oh and Pieces. People probably said all of these but i didnt read all of it so dont get all angry at me for re suggesting movies.

Pieces is worth seeing just for the last scene. I don't want to spoil it for anyone who might want to see it.

Yes, Cannibal Holocaust is a must see, fuckin' rules. If you're gonna see a Fulci movie see Zombi, The Beyond, City Of The living Dead, and New York Ripper. I like House By The Cemetery but a lot of people don't.

i've seen a ton of horror movies but none really stick out, but i can tell ya one that's just really fucked up, "Event Herizon" that movie is just twisted and fucked...
...but the greatest monster movie of all time is MONSTER SQUAD.

Monster Squad!! HAHAHAHA "BOGUS!"

isn't event horion pretty bloody? i think
i saw it in the theater. i don't recall... i'm
getting old.

no dissector Monster Squad is an amazing masterpiece, tits and the creature of the black lagoon rule
and ya MDD event horizon is a FUCKED UP movie, it's just disturbing, slit wrist and cannibals in space not a comfortable combination

i'm gonna have to see it again. sounds
right up my alley.

i dont know of any specifically, but i hear italian horror movies are supposed to be the best.

"Street Trash." everybody needs to see this.
it features a game of penis keep-away.
and lots of dirty bums.

Abbath said:

I'm agreeing with you. That used to be my favorite movie when I was younger.

see City of the Living Dead. Gut puking scene. Done and done.

anyone seen Schramm? it's supposed to be pretty grody, like Maniac.