Well?

7. you are gay.

this is a serious poll bro! That was very un-dude of you.

And there are no gay options, you can make that thread if that's your steez broham

I'm horribly dissapointed there is not an "All of the Above" choice.

NO GAY OPTIONS? whats more dudelike than touching other dudes?

I'm horribly dissapointed that you bothered putting any option other then DVDA on the pole.

blue said:

true true

but this is about things that dudes do to chicks

Where's the, "BABYFUCK!!! BABYFUCK!!! IT'S AWWWWWWWRIIIGHT!" option?

this picture of Doc from god forbid saids it all

glen peterson is a dude's dude who really knows what dudes want when they're imagining talking to a chick

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).