these phones look insanely badass. they can also be used as a universal remote:






I also love those LCD programable macro optimus keyboards:

Do those work on water?

YOU IDIOT YOU NEED POWER

DestroyYouAlot said:

damn....i was gonna post a pic of this before i even clicked the thread title

I was just talking about the tightrolled jeans.

those shoes look like rollerblades with the wheels cut off.

Hey, McFly!

Niccolai said:


I fucking wish I had a donkey programmed in my keyboard!

You could program him into every key. every button could be the donkey button.

Theres a photoshop mode, you push a button and all the keys change to photoshop shortcuts:



The keys have LCD screens inside them, so they are light emitting and viewable in the dark.

I want one of these.

NoodleFace said:

BATTER UP!

i wish i had a teleporation machine.

a mute button for women and an automatic steak and cheese sub maker.

thegreatspaldino said:

those already exist.

make your own sybian out of the bat.
optimus keyboards are cool, but no need for a $1500 keyboard.


I want this:

my phone is being a dick... I want this new phone.
and then I get the $7/mo insurance so I have a new phone forever...

yeah my phone is being a super dick, most of the time people can't hear me talking into it even though i can hear them perfectly fine (and yes i have full service)

so i always have to find a home phone to try and call everyone back.

So basically my cell phone has turned itself into a beeper.

that is basically the funniest thing I've read today.

oh and can you tell run dmc that I said hello? I mean since you are in the 80s.

Niccolai said:

hahahahahaha!!!!

the_reverend said:

yea, the optimus is way too expensive, but if i ever have a ton of money to blow, I'm buying one. There's no way it would ever make it's money back, but I like the idea of investing in that technology. If it's a success then I wouldn't be suprized to see them for under $400 in the near future.

Those sprints are badass. The Nokia Aeon is the ultimate phone though. I don't see phones ever really improving from there.

the fuck is that?

FuckIsMySignature said:

looks like snap bracelets, the gay olympics and some pumps.