hehehehe

wow...
just..
wow...

that candy cane is really my AIDS enflamed fuckstick. VBF wishes you all a very STD-filled Christmas.

i'm luving it..but where are the camo flannel pj's???

i still want a pair you know!

ohh or you could have done the towel thingy again w00t!!

ahhaha the towel pic is not makingi t to this board....

eh i was board yesterday and i figured i would use college for something since it didnt get me a job...

college got me a job.
but then again, I don't live in mass.
if I did, mass unempolyment, baby!

well it got me a job for a year... just enough for me to dig myself a hole in bills im having trouble paying now :(

well college got me a good job..then i moved here and unless i work for the UN..not much call for a legal translator...not that i really looked though...

i moved here, posted my resume on monster.com and got called by 5 high tech companies that wanted to use/abuse my language skills...

yeah well i took one of the offers, am still there, not using my language skills anymore though..because i got a "promotion"

in another country where those languages are spoken i could be making major bling bling but the US doesn't care

succubus said:

What languages do you speak? Any Norwegian?

yeah fucking college... i graduated
yesterday... been trying to get a
better job since like september,
but no such luck. i'm going
to grad school, tho... so yeah...
hey, i'm bilingual and that doesn't
get my anywhere... except at work
i get to explain shit to all the fucking
beaners that come here to shop and
no speakie english... hey, it's not that
hard!! no one wants to pay for being
bilingual, but they still want bilingual
employees... what the shit is up
with that???

also... thinking i need a silly
christmas picture of me... i
wanna go see santa...

No speaka Engrish?
Me ruv you rong time.

i need that "i've been a good
girl" sign...

no, you can't have it cause then you would get sued...




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