http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19108970/?GT1=10056

now that's just the craziest fucking thing i've ever heard

And yet there still live countless jackasses who doubt evolution.

At this rate, those chimps are going to lap them within a couple centuries.

i'll shit myself if a chimp figures out how to start a fire

Man they want robots to take over the world. Hopefully a chimp grows to be a hot sexy and learns to be a whore and we can all fuck.

atthehaunted said:

Wait, you don't find chimpanzees attractive now? I mean - um - yeah, no, neither do I. That'd be gross.

atthehaunted said:

i wonder if there will ever be cavemen who evolve from chimps hanging around while we are still like we are. imagine recruiting a caveman to sing for a death metal band.

atthehaunted said:

I just heard this morning they are going to be using them alot more in surgery too.

contagion said:

the real question is "what would an army of cavechimps be like?"

SacreligionNLI said:

g-g-g-g-g-unit!

contagion said:

the real question is what is easier; singing for a deathmetal band, or saving 15 % or more on car insurance by switching to geico

so if you taught one chimp to kill it would teach all the others to kill

contagion said:

So easy, a chimpanzee could do it...

boine said:

that's a dangerous line of thought right there