One day a Boston Red Sox fan was driving down the road in Boston.
He saw a priest walking so he decided to pull over.
He asked the priest, "Father where are you headed?"
The priest said, "I am headed to St. Franics for Mass."
"Come on in I'll give you a lift," said the man.
The priest got in the car.
As the man was driving he saw a Yankees Fan.
So he swerved to scare the man but did not hit him, yet he still heard a loud thud.
Remebering the priest was in the car he said, "I'm sorry Father; I didn't hit him."
The Father replied, "It's OK I got him with the door."
