http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

woooo! i did it right!

There is a god!

i fucking still cant understand why shes so upset for 45 days. theres people that spend their whole lives in the slammer and dont fucking put up as much shit as she does. there's even people that get a year for the type of stupid stuff shes going in for anyway, she needs to be slain.



"Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, stupid whore"

and there was much rejoicing....yay!

best news i've heArd all fuckin day. I never liked this cunt. sHE is the reason why the world is so fucked up and why i hate everyone

Crying for her mom as she was made to leave the court room. Hopefully that snobby cunt gets her salad tossed there.

did anyone see the shit that sarah silverman said to/about her at some award ceremony? chris from the accursed showed it to me last night and it was fucking amazing! she said something along the lines of, "the guards at the prison are going to make paris feel a little more comfortable in her cell by painting the bars to look like penises. i just fear that the poor girl is going to break her teeth."

I don't get why people hate her so much. She sucks and fucks a lot?? Oh no!! What a cunt!!

I'm all for anyone who finds a way to beat our fucked up criminal justice system. People are just jealous they can't afford to bribe their own way out of jail.

Bribe nothing i'm just pissed she wasn't in there long enough to get a letter off....

she is gonna make so much more money off this... probably even a fucking movie/book deal. disgusting.

I think everyone hates her so much because she got let off when anyone of us would have to serve the full sentence if even more. Plus she is in the limelight because of nothing. Maybe she will hang herself.

S.N.L. will be asking her to come on and do a skit.

yes i'am jealous i cant afford to pay my way out of jail and thats why i hate her. i could give a fuck less about her but theres people i know in jail for a full year for this shit and she acts like someones cutting off her fucking arm

I've been in jail myself for the same shit. If I was loaded I would've bribed my way out too. I think its completely retarded that going to jail is even an option for just driving on a suspended license. That should be like getting a speeding ticket.

if only life truly imitated art.

she violated probation

Now I'm torn because I am also in favor of anything that makes girls cry. (really fucking CRY, not like she just watched a chick flick cry)

aaron_michael said:


Don't Cry for Me Argentina!!!!

aaron_michael said:

Oh wow...that just puts a huge smile on my face.

pam said:

the judge who put her back in jail is awesome

FAH-Q said:

if she hangs herself it would be the greatest day in my life

OCR said:

but then what would vh1 and E! do shows about?

E! would be devestated.

If shit-tons of american morons didn't care about her, she wouldn't be famous. Blame the attention givers, not the attention whore.

I agree. Fuck everyone who replied to this thread, I hope you all die.

Lamp said:


um isnt that comment a reply to the thread?

Butters towards his parents: I love you; please don't sell me to Paris Hilton

It's pathetic how she was calling her mom when the judge ordered her back in.

All I have to say is Paris Hilton

blond hair, blue eyes.......I think she'll join up with the aryans.

FuckIsMySignature said:
is that Paris Hilton getting caught with a shank in the wood shop at San Quentin??

FuckIsMySignature said:

Shhh...nobody was supposed to find out...