Haven't posted any pictures of my kills in awhile, so here you go:



December 2006 in RI. Full limit of Canada geese between 3 of us in a field hunt. That's me on the left and my dog Helmut in the middle who performed like a pro that day.



April 2007 Lake Sunapee in NH. This is a 25" 5lb. 7oz. landlocked salmon. This thing was fooled by a slow-trolled Yozuri Pin Minnow. Very tasty on the grill.

Which side of the Jamestown bridge was that first picture taken on?

Lamp said:

Ahhh grasshopper, you are quite observant! We are on the JT side -- that's all I will reveal.

I'm guessing you got off the first exit on the bridge, went south on North Main and then stopped off in one of the fields on the side of the road.

Lamp said:

Yeah, that's about right. We talked to the farmer first to get permission -- hunts are always better when you don't get arrested.

My guess would be the southern side (drum roll).

I know some hippy will come in here and bitch about you hunting.

What do you do with Canada geese? Can you eat them or is it just glory of the kill.

I'm still waiting the day Canadians are legalized to kill, cause then ill just shoot mexicans and plead ignorance

that dog is so unenthused. he looks like he's all about gettin home.

best thread idea ever. post more pics.

fuck guns... pummel animals with your bare hands. im sure you are more qualified to do that than anyone else here.

Agreed. More hunting pics.

Plus, any dog named Helmut gripping a dead animal rules.

DEATH TO ANIMALS!

hunting's cool and all, but it's just not my thing

i don't see the need for it when you can just go to the store and buy the same damn thing without having to wait in the woods for 6 hours

hunting for people is better than wild animals

y_ddraig_goch said:

You can totally eat Canada geese -- though shooting them is much more fun than eating them. They are just not all that tasty.

FuckIsMySignature said:

Last I heard they hadn't legalized that yet

the_reverend said:

Quite the opposite. He is tired but would continue to retrieve until his heart popped.

Imma add to this.....

you could just hit the geese with your truck, why waste the ammo?

stick to shreding camo looks gay.

Hoser said:

Please do!

Here's another one:



Post pheasant hunt Fall 2006. Note, the dog on the right is especially "excited" about the experience.

I got no problem with animals......humans are the ones I wanna kill...

largefreakatzero said:

Boner.

Red rocket

Dog boners are disturbing.

Unless you're Rich Horror.

hahah that dog LOVES hunting hahaha

That is the Jamestown bridge in the background of the first pic, no?

Kinslayer said:

You are correct, sir.

human=garbage

hippies = fuct up reailty

BlackoutRick said:

LIPSTICK

How does Geese taste? How do you cook it?

BornSoVile said:

Wild geese / ducks can be tasty, but it depends on what they are eating. Geese tend to land in grassy areas and graze on the grass. If there is a bunch of fertilizer, pesticides, whatever in the grass (ie, golf courses)-- well you can see where that is going -- yuck.

The best thing to do with geese is to pluck the breast, then slice out the breast meat, kind of like a boneless fillet. Then the key is marinade -- marinate those fuckers in a strong marinade (maybe something with Grand Manier - sp?) for a couple of days. Then sear them on the grill -- you want to make sure they are cooked enough through so you don't get sick, but NOT OVERDONE. Waterfowl will dry out and then you will be eating shoe leather. Again, I've had geese and ducks when they were pretty good, and I've had them when they were horrible.

Bad ass,

sacreligion said:

I'm with you. I don't really see how it could be enjoyable but whatever to each his own

It's not for everyone, but I enjoy it. It's also rewarding to watch your dog do what he's been trained to do.

i've watched some hunting shows just to see the dogs.it's pretty amazing how well they follow signals to find the kill.

I like shooting guns but I haven't really hunted. I've kiled a couple small birds but always feel like an asshole. If I could make a head dress or a manowar outfit out of a kill I'd be psyched. But the non-functional shit sucks.

hooker nli said:

Haha -- dude, you're not supposed to shoot tweety-birds.

This was in the parking lot at my Skateboard Shop when I came in this morning, anyone know what it might be?

An alien.

Rack of Ribs that will be served at a chinese food restaraunt.

If I were to hunt, I would hunt with a knife or a spear. Alot harder, I know but honorable and shows a little more respect for the animal. (not to sound like a generic native american). Fishing's cool though.

"fuck with mother nature." Mother nature is what makes you rott when you (eventually) die. Biggest thing I've killed was a mouse.

I've run over a few skunks and racoons in my car.

Ok, here ya go....

Monday May 28th.....8am

Turkey down!!



My buddy Phil and I tagged 2 at the same time. We called in 5. He took the one on the right, I took the one on the left. We did a 3 count, and that's all she wrote.

Nice work, dude. Someday I will hunt turkey when I achieve independent wealth (yeah right). Right now I have too many hunting/fishing seasons to keep up with.

How did you prepare it and how did it taste?

I feathered and gutted him. He's in the freezer....so I haven't eaten him yet. I do love wild turkey though, so unless his meat is all tainted with gasoline or something, I imagine that he'll taste quite nice. I put them in the oven and slather them with bacon grease.....it's pretty fucking good.

From this past November, me & Mr. Rooster after a successful waterfowl hunt somewhere in central NH.

I officially hate imageshack.

Try this again:

That's better. Photobucket > Imageshack.

And here's Mr. Helmut after a relatively successful field hunt Fall '07.

ARE YOU WEARING A RADIO IN THE FIRST PIC?

WHEN NIGGAS HUNT, WE USE HAND SIGNALS

WHAT DO YOU USE THE RADIO FOR? WORLDWIDE GERMAN-AMERICAN CONSPIRACY?

BLACK POWER!

Actually Mr. Nigger, that's an E-collar tranmitter for the dog. When he does not obey, he gets electronically corrected (aka "fried).

I'll go out on a limb here and guess that your character does not appreciate electronic "corrections"?

That dog is the most bad ass retriever I've ever seen. What does he weigh?

He thanks you for the fine compliment.

He only weights about 75 pounds, but he's a British lab (imported from Cornwall, GB), so he has a stockier appearance with a huge cranium. Both him and his brother are great retrievers and work hard for me. Currently they lie on the living room floor and stink the place up.

Bump for good dogs and dead birds.

I was gonna say, he looks a lot meatier than his american cousins. Birding dogs in general reek, the worst are springer spaniels. I would reccomend a good oatmeal based shampoo. The dogs don't mind it too much and it won't leave a scent trail when you are hunting.

Haha, yeah they do get kind of smelly. I wait until the wife complains, then I give them a bath.

My buddy used to have a springer, and yes he stunk. Something about the long fur seems to pick up / retain all sorts of funk.

Successful woodcock hunt from last fall. All birds flushed and retrieved by Mr. Rooster. Shot by me.

AHAHAHA SOMEONE TURN THAT INTO A SHIT BRICKS POSTER NOW

Dude!! Where do you get woodcock??!! They are a rare find and to shoot 3??! That's truly awesome!

Hunting is for retards...........

Oh boy....either we have a joker or someone is seriously a moron. Yikes...another liberal city boy. Gross....probably a jew too..

I wish I had a gun and was a hunter. Fishing cool. But hunting ist krieg.

hunting does take skill.
hunters that eat what they hunt are awesome.
hunting with a bow is even more awesome.

indeed. i probably couldnt hunt myself, but i respect it. especially bow hunting.

Go back to your farm. you don't belong to the city

Post in a different thread faggot. Aren't you the same little douche who was calling BSV a racist in another thread? Isn't that kind of ironic since you have screen name of "zyklon"?

Zyklon B (IPA: [tsykloːn ˈbeː], also spelled Cyclon B) was the tradename of a cyanide-based insecticide notorious for its use by Nazi Germany against civilians in the gas chambers of Auschwitz and Majdanek during the Holocaust.

You are a fucking retard and wouldn't have a clue how to put in the time to train a dog and the skill to find game. Again, if you don't like hunting, don't hunt. And don't post in my thread.

Directions: walk to the end of my driveway, walk across the road into the woods on the other side, load gun, release dog. I dig where I live. You should have them up your area -- look for low areas around rivers that would allow the birds to to have cover and feed on worms, bugs, etc. Keep in mind that they are migratory -- as soon as that ground starts to freeze, they will move south. A good woodcock hunt might yield some grouse (or "pah-tridge" you Mainers call them) as well. Track me down in the fall -- we could meet up and try to put up a few birds. At the very least, it's fun to take the dog(s) for a walk in the woods while carrying a gun.

Let me me fuck your mom or your sister and I'll prove you wrong faggot. Is my nick Zyklon B or Zyklon? learn how to read stupid fuck. Zyklon is a Norwegian black/death metal band if you didnt know.

Hahaha -- you so wouldn't say that to my face.

Try me just let me know if you're gonna bring your gun.

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Please. I don't need one.

LOL