Ass Hat
Home
News
Events
Bands
Labels
Venues
Pics
MP3s
Radio Show
Reviews
Releases
Buy$tuff
Forum
  Classifieds
  News
  Localband
  Shows
  Show Pics
  Polls
  
  OT Threads
  Other News
  Movies
  VideoGames
  Videos
  TV
  Sports
  Gear
  /r/
  Food
  
  New Thread
  New Poll
Miscellaneous
Links
E-mail
Search
End Ass Hat
login

New site? Maybe some day.
Posting Anonymously login: [Forgotten Password]
returntothepit >> discuss >> What is hot carling? by Niccolai on Apr 28,2007 4:24pm
Add To All Your Pages!
toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Apr 28,2007 4:24pm
There's a deftone's lyric on the new CD and they make reference to hot carling. what the hell is hot carling?



Greasy filthy hand jobs in truck stop restrooms. Hot Carling? All over my,
Hot Carling? I turned that into a verb. I hope you appreciate it.
Carling. Hot Carling Academy. It's the school where you go to learn how to
butt fuck. It's In England. They don't have blowjobs there because they're
uncircumcised and that is just disgusting. So they have to buttfuck. Which
is also disgusting, because that extra foreskin trapped all the germs and
the poop and the buttfucking residue. It's sin. And that's why British
people have bad teeth. Amen.



toggletoggle post by Hot Carl at Apr 28,2007 4:32pm
Definition 1: Defecating on a woman prior to, during, or immediately after intercourse.

Definition 2: Covering yourself with saran wrap and having someone take a dump on it. All the pleasure without the mess.

Definition 3: Crapping in someone's mouth.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 28,2007 4:42pm
Also known as a Sloppy Carlson.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Apr 28,2007 4:57pm



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Apr 28,2007 5:28pm
If you can call a woman making up weird shit over techno a lyric, than yeah I guess it's a lyric, but really it's just that girl being a weirdo

fantastic album btw

Strangely, I am listening to Rats!Rats!Rats! right now...



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Apr 28,2007 6:01pm
it's pre-written, so I'm counting it as a lyric.


I like the CD, but not as much as adrenaline/aroundthefur/whitepony



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Apr 28,2007 6:09pm
Niccolai said:
it's pre-written, so I'm counting it as a lyric.


I like the CD, but not as much as adrenaline/aroundthefur/whitepony


Aside from maybe 1 or 2 songs, Around The Fur was the most commercial and nu-metal album they did. Luckily by White Pony they realized that and completely re-invented themselves. WhitePony onward are all great fucking albums, as is Adrenaline, which is mostly a 90's west coast metalcore album.

And what makes you say it's pre-written? After it stops and comes back in, it totally sounds like she's goofing around, and even laughs during it.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Apr 28,2007 8:03pm
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:
Niccolai said:
it's pre-written, so I'm counting it as a lyric.


I like the CD, but not as much as adrenaline/aroundthefur/whitepony


Aside from maybe 1 or 2 songs, Around The Fur was the most commercial and nu-metal album they did. Luckily by White Pony they realized that and completely re-invented themselves. WhitePony onward are all great fucking albums, as is Adrenaline, which is mostly a 90's west coast metalcore album.

And what makes you say it's pre-written? After it stops and comes back in, it totally sounds like she's goofing around, and even laughs during it.



I just assumed because it soudns like she's reading it.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Apr 28,2007 8:11pm
I had gay sex with the pope :(



toggletoggle post by Attrel at Aug 4,2008 11:35pm
These lyrics are awesome, great job on the acuracy, most people forget "the England



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Aug 5,2008 9:58am
i thought that was a cleaveleand steamer, or is that when you do it with the girl ontop of a glass table and the dude watches from below.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 5,2008 11:37am
It's definitely the saran wrap thing. Otherwise, what you've got there is a Cleveland steamer. The glass table thing, I dunno - maybe it should be a Sly Stallone.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 5,2008 11:52am
the glass table thing is a stallone. the bare chested dump is the cleveland steamer. the saran wrap thing is a hot carl. saran wrap thing with messy spray of shit that goes beyond the saran wrap is a sloppy carlson.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 5,2008 12:50pm



toggletoggle post by madoakdevin nli at Aug 5,2008 1:14pm
i'm not even trying to be mean or offensive with this, but i couldn't disagree with you more.

adrenaline was pretty much what downset wanted to be, around the fur is still to this day my favorite deftones album. the production on it is so superb, white pony was amazing, then they start falling back downhill again imo.

the_taste_of_cigarettes said[orig][quote]
Niccolai said:
it's pre-written, so I'm counting it as a lyric.


I like the CD, but not as much as adrenaline/aroundthefur/whitepony


Aside from maybe 1 or 2 songs, Around The Fur was the most commercial and nu-metal album they did. Luckily by White Pony they realized that and completely re-invented themselves. WhitePony onward are all great fucking albums, as is Adrenaline, which is mostly a 90's west coast metalcore album.

And what makes you say it's pre-written? After it stops and comes back in, it totally sounds like she's goofing around, and even laughs during it.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Aug 5,2008 1:29pm
ATF is definitly my favorite deftones album, but i dont think they've ever put out a bad one



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Aug 5,2008 8:06pm
Word. Self titled is the best.



Enter a Quick Response (advanced response>>)
Username: (enter in a fake name if you want, login, or new user)SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F)
Message:  b i u  add: url  image  video(?)show icons
remember:typos add character
[default homepage] [print][11:32:51pm May 06,2024
load time 0.01193 secs/12 queries]
[search][refresh page]