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returntothepit >> discuss >> 5 reasons sex is for you by Kalopsia on Dec 1,2003 11:57pm
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toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 1,2003 11:57pm edited Dec 1,2003 11:57pm



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 2,2003 12:05am
ok that ended up leading me to a quiz

Gals! How Do You Rate In the Sack?

Your score is: 14

11-15: You're hot, sexy and fun between the sheets. You appreciate and understand the beauty of romance, but you have no problem exploring your sexual fantasies?or his! You drive men wild in bed, and have a great time doing it. Your man is lucky indeed.


lol



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 2,2003 12:07am



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 2,2003 12:11am
I haven't gotten any in a while...

Your score is: 17

16-20: Whoa! Take it easy hot stuff. You're on fire but be careful or you'll burn yourself (and your partner) out. Add a little balance and compromise to your sexual repertoire and you'll delight him both in and out of the bedroom.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 2,2003 12:16am
woooo hot stuff!

i was only going to post the link for guys and then i tohught of you and i figured you'd probably do it and who knows aobut the guys

LMAO

1. Do you tease his imagination before you even touch him?
A. Why bother? He's always ready for sex.
B. Not really, but I'd like to. I'm just not sure how.
C. Yes, when I feel sexy. If I feel fat, forget it.
D. Always. Playfully teasing him is half the fun!
E. Does flashing his friends count?


2. During foreplay, you arouse him by:
A. Letting him touch me wherever he wants.
B. Letting him touch me, then touching him in the same place.
C. Rubbing him, talking sexy, and playing some mood music.
D. Feeling him up while doing a sexy striptease.
E. Walking on his back in spiked heels and leather.


3. During sex you usually:
A. Pretty much just lie there. I'm not sure what to do.
B. Try new things if he asks me to.
C. Prefer him to lead the action, but add my own twists!
D. Live in the moment and feel my way. Each time is different.
E. Call all the shots. I say when, where, and how.


4. The wildest thing you'd do is...
A. Try new positions.
B. Wear sexy lingerie. I'm an old-fashioned girl at heart.
C. Phone sex.
D. Talk "dirty" during sex. Maybe some toys too!
E. Whips, chains, blindfolds, and handcuffs. Nothing's off-limits.


5. Afterward, you usually want to:
A. Say it was great even if I faked it, then fall asleep frustrated.
B. Talk about the experience, then suggest improvements for next time.
C. Snuggle, have some pillow-talk, and fall asleep against each other.
D. Relax and enjoy the moment. Talk, cuddle, sleep, or maybe start over!
E. Rev it up and do it again, with or without him!
~~~those were the girl questions if anyone cares



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Dec 2,2003 12:30am
Your score is: 17

16-20: Give yourself a pat on the back! You're the object of her desire, and hold first place on her Magic Man list. She thinks you rock between the sheets, and can't wait to get you there again. You love to explore her sexual fantasies, and she loves you for it. You keep women wanting more, and have a great time doing it.



i fucking rule



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 2,2003 1:05am
Your score is: 20

16-20: Give yourself a pat on the back! You're the object of her desire, and hold first place on her Magic Man list. She thinks you rock between the sheets, and can't wait to get you there again. You love to explore her sexual fantasies, and she loves you for it. You keep women wanting more, and have a great time doing it.


Single 14.5 months and counting. Go me.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 2,2003 1:13am
i scored 17 and couldn't even make my marrige work...
he must be gay...



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Dec 2,2003 8:05am
Your score is: 20

16-20: Congratulations. You're dating Wonder Woman!




toggletoggle post by handinjury at Dec 2,2003 9:19am
i got a 20....sweet.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 2,2003 9:42am
ok so i had to go look at the guy's questions..heh

1. My idea of foreplay is:
A. A great ball game.
B. Whining and begging for it.
C. Making out long enough to get to the "good stuff."
D. Taking time to relax her: rubbing, talking, and touching.
E. Getting naked and showing her my big surprise!


2. If she's self-conscious or inhibited I usually:
A. Tell her it's really annoying; she should just loosen up.
B. Ignore it. She'll be fine once we get going.
C. Help her relax by telling her how much I love her.
D. Show her just how much she turns me on.
E. Get her drunk and take "flattering" pictures of her trouble spots.


3. During sex I usually:
A. Try to remember she's there too.
B. Do my own thing. If it happens for her, that's great.
C. Do my best to always please her first.
D. Get creative and rock her world. When she's into it, I'm getting it!
E. Go hog wild and scream my own name.


4. When she complains that sex has become routine, I:
A. Tell her to ask one of her friends to join us.
B. Say, "If it's not broken, why fix it?"
C. Try a new position or two.
D. Talk about it, then surprise her with some wild, new twists.
E. Invite a few of the guys to join the two of us!


5. Afterward, I usually:
A. Get out of there as fast as I can.
B. Turn the TV back on, and have a snack.
C. Kiss her, roll over, and fall asleep.
D. Spoon her, feel her up, and hope she's ready to go again!
E. Jump on the computer and share details with my chat-room buddies.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 12:50pm
bump due to sex talk



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 12:54pm
I GOT A 20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats right........



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 18,2004 12:57pm
Your score is: 13

11-15: You're not awful, but you lack stars in her "little black book" of sexual experiences. Move past your routine moves and delve into her fantasies. She'll love the new, erotic you, and you'll reap the rewards.



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 1:03pm
did i mention i got a score of 20?



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 1:08pm
Your score is: 20

16-20: Give yourself a pat on the back! You're the object of her desire, and hold first place on her Magic Man list. She thinks you rock between the sheets, and can't wait to get you there again. You love to explore her sexual fantasies, and she loves you for it. You keep women wanting more, and have a great time doing it.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 18,2004 1:19pm
Your score is: 15

11-15: You're hot, sexy and fun between the sheets. You appreciate and understand the beauty of romance, but you have no problem exploring your sexual fantasies?or his! You drive men wild in bed, and have a great time doing it. Your man is lucky indeed.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 18,2004 1:26pm
yay anne! we share the same birthday and same score!

hahaha



toggletoggle post by tyagxgrind   at Aug 18,2004 1:30pm
Your score is: 19

16-20: Give yourself a pat on the back! You're the object of her desire, and hold first place on her Magic Man list. She thinks you rock between the sheets, and can't wait to get you there again. You love to explore her sexual fantasies, and she loves you for it. You keep women wanting more, and have a great time doing it.



toggletoggle post by Jellyfish at Aug 18,2004 1:43pm
Your score is: 19. Hooray for goofy online quizzes!



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Aug 18,2004 1:47pm
i got a 20. thats bad.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 18,2004 1:48pm
I know how to get a 20... I just don't want one.



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 1:56pm
i got a 20



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 18,2004 3:00pm
christraper said:
i got a 20


but did you cheat or not? that is the question!



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 18,2004 3:07pm
armageddonday said:
christraper said:
i got a 20


but did you cheat or not? that is the question!


I swear on my nutsack i didnt cheat! i wasnt expecting to get a 20 though! hahaha




toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Aug 18,2004 3:09pm
ok, fine I believe you



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Aug 18,2004 3:10pm
I got a 19, but girls should obviously go with Christraper, and I will just take sloppy seconds.



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